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ddvmor · ddvmor

How cool is this? I want one. It's my birthday in a few weeks, hint hint!

Joe · Joe

Yes, Im bored

- its not that i dont have anything to be getting on with, and its not as if things arent great with the boss being off til wednesday but Im still bored - no sleep last nite, and until i get some stuff from some of the consultants i cant really go any further with what i am supposed t...

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

one hundred muah ha ha

ddvmor · ddvmor

...Where is everybody. The group is obviously not as bored as it used to be...

ddvmor · ddvmor

A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "Hey, B***h, I want to open a f*****g cheque account"To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?""Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a f*****g cheque account right now, B***h.""Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that k...

ddvmor · ddvmor

I'm hiding in the bedroom cos Vic has organised a Virgin Vie make-up and perfume party

which I forgot about and failed to make other arrangements

. 9 scary girlies invading my house. I'm scared....

OldSchool · OldSchool

I failed my bloody driving test earlier today. I hate gears. I hate other drivers. They should all be banned!

Joe · Joe

As well as it being my least favorite day of the week -tuesday - i have just had some news which means for the first time in 5 years i have to move back home for a period greater than a few weeks, for an indefinate period

Bugger - this means getting up at the same time, spending 40 mins on a bus to get into...

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

this is a pretty stupid one

VicM · VicM

Hallo all - I'm bored. I'm supposed to be on study leave writing 3 assignments but I can't find my college folder. Without my college folder I don't know what the assignments are meant to be!! Ok. So far today I have cuddled Rochester, laughed at Elliott, played Eye Toy, had some bri...

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

I hate those hoax warnings, but this one is important!!! Please warn all of your friends! If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your bum, do not show him your bum. This is a scam; he only wants to see your bum. I wish I'd been warned about this yesterday. I f...

Joe · Joe

The sun is shinning,

there is a nice breeze about, ive even had to put the fan on in the office its that warm - oh and ive almost got a place to live sorted at a mates house Yippie

Oh and its friday and my boss is off - although i have spent the morning setting up queries and then have to attem...

Andromeda · Andromeda

UCLA STUDY A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features...

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

it's 6.32 am

Sp4nD3xM4n · Sp4nD3xM4n

Do you have string cheese? (talking to the ones - the many - over the river and through the woods - Europeans, you may call them)

ddvmor · ddvmor

Possibly not for the politically correct of us. http://www.breel.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gaydog/

Andromeda · Andromeda

Does anyone else feel like they spend their entire work day trying to take down a brick wall with their forehead? I swear... this job is going to turn me into an alcoholic... I can't take it anymore! Sorry... needed to vent... before I lose my mind.

VicM · VicM

Darren just made me a mug of hot vimto - yum yum - obviously not the pansy sugar free version. Has anyone notice that vimto is an anagram of vomit? Got any other interesting anagrams?

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Mr T In Your Pocket (Preview) How cool is this? I want one. It's my birthday in a few weeks, hint hint!	ddvmor	1	881	Feb 25, 2004 by Joe
	Bored (Preview) Yes, Im bored - its not that i dont have anything to be getting on with, and its not as if things arent great with the boss being off til wednesday but Im still bored - no sleep last nite, and until i get some stuff from some of the consultants i cant really go any further with what i am supposed t...	Joe	11	879	Feb 25, 2004 by Susan
	and my total number of posts is: (Preview) one hundred muah ha ha	bonniepirateanne	1	943	Feb 24, 2004 by Joe
	Quiet, isn't it... (Preview) ...Where is everybody. The group is obviously not as bored as it used to be...	ddvmor	4	809	Feb 24, 2004 by Susan
	A really bad joke (with naughty words in) (Preview) A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "Hey, B*h, I want to open a f*g cheque account"To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?""Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a f*g cheque account right now, B*h.""Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that k...	ddvmor	3	826	Feb 23, 2004 by ddvmor
	Help Meeeeeee...... (Preview) I'm hiding in the bedroom cos Vic has organised a Virgin Vie make-up and perfume party which I forgot about and failed to make other arrangements . 9 scary girlies invading my house. I'm scared....	ddvmor	3	863	Feb 21, 2004 by Susan
	Grumpy (Preview) I failed my bloody driving test earlier today. I hate gears. I hate other drivers. They should all be banned!	OldSchool	4	836	Feb 21, 2004 by VicM
	bugger ( 1 2 ) (Preview) As well as it being my least favorite day of the week -tuesday - i have just had some news which means for the first time in 5 years i have to move back home for a period greater than a few weeks, for an indefinate period Bugger - this means getting up at the same time, spending 40 mins on a bus to get into...	Joe	31	2580	Feb 19, 2004 by ddvmor
	SMILEYS (Preview) this is a pretty stupid one	bonniepirateanne	4	844	Feb 19, 2004 by bonniepirateanne
	Me me me me me me me me (Preview) Hallo all - I'm bored. I'm supposed to be on study leave writing 3 assignments but I can't find my college folder. Without my college folder I don't know what the assignments are meant to be!! Ok. So far today I have cuddled Rochester, laughed at Elliott, played Eye Toy, had some bri...	VicM	7	1106	Feb 17, 2004 by Susan
	IMPT HOAX WARNING! (Preview) I hate those hoax warnings, but this one is important!!! Please warn all of your friends! If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your bum, do not show him your bum. This is a scam; he only wants to see your bum. I wish I'd been warned about this yesterday. I f...	bonniepirateanne	6	1048	Feb 14, 2004 by ddvmor
	Friday (Preview) The sun is shinning, there is a nice breeze about, ive even had to put the fan on in the office its that warm - oh and ive almost got a place to live sorted at a mates house Yippie Oh and its friday and my boss is off - although i have spent the morning setting up queries and then have to attem...	Joe	10	882	Feb 13, 2004 by Susan
	UCLA Study (Preview) UCLA STUDY A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features...	Andromeda	5	937	Feb 13, 2004 by ddvmor
	hello (Preview) it's 6.32 am	bonniepirateanne	7	892	Feb 11, 2004 by bonniepirateanne
	Are you guys as lucky as we are? (Preview) Do you have string cheese? (talking to the ones - the many - over the river and through the woods - Europeans, you may call them)	Sp4nD3xM4n	6	919	Feb 10, 2004 by Susan
	Dress your gay dog (Preview) Possibly not for the politically correct of us. http://www.breel.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gaydog/	ddvmor	11	1222	Feb 10, 2004 by Susan
	i quit i quit and i quit! (Preview) Does anyone else feel like they spend their entire work day trying to take down a brick wall with their forehead? I swear... this job is going to turn me into an alcoholic... I can't take it anymore! Sorry... needed to vent... before I lose my mind.	Andromeda	3	862	Feb 9, 2004 by ddvmor
	Hot vomit (Preview) Darren just made me a mug of hot vimto - yum yum - obviously not the pansy sugar free version. Has anyone notice that vimto is an anagram of vomit? Got any other interesting anagrams?	VicM	13	1134	Feb 9, 2004 by Susan
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