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ddvmor · ddvmor

A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "Hey, B***h, I want to open a f*****g cheque account"To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?""Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a f*****g cheque account right now, B***h.""Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that k...

ddvmor · ddvmor

I'm hiding in the bedroom cos Vic has organised a Virgin Vie make-up and perfume party

which I forgot about and failed to make other arrangements

. 9 scary girlies invading my house. I'm scared....

OldSchool · OldSchool

I failed my bloody driving test earlier today. I hate gears. I hate other drivers. They should all be banned!

Joe · Joe

As well as it being my least favorite day of the week -tuesday - i have just had some news which means for the first time in 5 years i have to move back home for a period greater than a few weeks, for an indefinate period

Bugger - this means getting up at the same time, spending 40 mins on a bus to get into...

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

this is a pretty stupid one

VicM · VicM

Hallo all - I'm bored. I'm supposed to be on study leave writing 3 assignments but I can't find my college folder. Without my college folder I don't know what the assignments are meant to be!! Ok. So far today I have cuddled Rochester, laughed at Elliott, played Eye Toy, had some bri...

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

I hate those hoax warnings, but this one is important!!! Please warn all of your friends! If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your bum, do not show him your bum. This is a scam; he only wants to see your bum. I wish I'd been warned about this yesterday. I f...

Joe · Joe

The sun is shinning,

there is a nice breeze about, ive even had to put the fan on in the office its that warm - oh and ive almost got a place to live sorted at a mates house Yippie

Oh and its friday and my boss is off - although i have spent the morning setting up queries and then have to attem...

Andromeda · Andromeda

UCLA STUDY A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features...

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

it's 6.32 am

Sp4nD3xM4n · Sp4nD3xM4n

Do you have string cheese? (talking to the ones - the many - over the river and through the woods - Europeans, you may call them)

ddvmor · ddvmor

Possibly not for the politically correct of us. http://www.breel.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gaydog/

Andromeda · Andromeda

Does anyone else feel like they spend their entire work day trying to take down a brick wall with their forehead? I swear... this job is going to turn me into an alcoholic... I can't take it anymore! Sorry... needed to vent... before I lose my mind.

VicM · VicM

Darren just made me a mug of hot vimto - yum yum - obviously not the pansy sugar free version. Has anyone notice that vimto is an anagram of vomit? Got any other interesting anagrams?

Joe · Joe

Although i already work as a fully fledged database developer for the nhs (anyone in the uk be afraid, be very afraid) I was still kinda part time at Qub (queens university belfast) and as such i had one exam in january. I had been cheking the results all week but they only came out today and now i can sa...

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

surely this isnt the way i am meant to spend my saturday? >sigh<

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

Sp4nD3xM4n · Sp4nD3xM4n

I have this thing with the word "Chickens." It may be only around my little cousins (...it is only around my little cousins), but still...do I have a mental problem? I really don't think about chickens or anything, ever...at all, no thought, but the word is just fun. Nothing, however, stan...

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	A really bad joke (with naughty words in) (Preview) A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "Hey, B*h, I want to open a f*g cheque account"To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?""Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a f*g cheque account right now, B*h.""Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that k...	ddvmor	3	851	Feb 23, 2004 by ddvmor
	Help Meeeeeee...... (Preview) I'm hiding in the bedroom cos Vic has organised a Virgin Vie make-up and perfume party which I forgot about and failed to make other arrangements . 9 scary girlies invading my house. I'm scared....	ddvmor	3	889	Feb 21, 2004 by Susan
	Grumpy (Preview) I failed my bloody driving test earlier today. I hate gears. I hate other drivers. They should all be banned!	OldSchool	4	854	Feb 21, 2004 by VicM
	bugger ( 1 2 ) (Preview) As well as it being my least favorite day of the week -tuesday - i have just had some news which means for the first time in 5 years i have to move back home for a period greater than a few weeks, for an indefinate period Bugger - this means getting up at the same time, spending 40 mins on a bus to get into...	Joe	31	2639	Feb 19, 2004 by ddvmor
	SMILEYS (Preview) this is a pretty stupid one	bonniepirateanne	4	864	Feb 19, 2004 by bonniepirateanne
	Me me me me me me me me (Preview) Hallo all - I'm bored. I'm supposed to be on study leave writing 3 assignments but I can't find my college folder. Without my college folder I don't know what the assignments are meant to be!! Ok. So far today I have cuddled Rochester, laughed at Elliott, played Eye Toy, had some bri...	VicM	7	1143	Feb 17, 2004 by Susan
	IMPT HOAX WARNING! (Preview) I hate those hoax warnings, but this one is important!!! Please warn all of your friends! If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your bum, do not show him your bum. This is a scam; he only wants to see your bum. I wish I'd been warned about this yesterday. I f...	bonniepirateanne	6	1073	Feb 14, 2004 by ddvmor
	Friday (Preview) The sun is shinning, there is a nice breeze about, ive even had to put the fan on in the office its that warm - oh and ive almost got a place to live sorted at a mates house Yippie Oh and its friday and my boss is off - although i have spent the morning setting up queries and then have to attem...	Joe	10	906	Feb 13, 2004 by Susan
	UCLA Study (Preview) UCLA STUDY A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features...	Andromeda	5	970	Feb 13, 2004 by ddvmor
	hello (Preview) it's 6.32 am	bonniepirateanne	7	909	Feb 11, 2004 by bonniepirateanne
	Are you guys as lucky as we are? (Preview) Do you have string cheese? (talking to the ones - the many - over the river and through the woods - Europeans, you may call them)	Sp4nD3xM4n	6	947	Feb 10, 2004 by Susan
	Dress your gay dog (Preview) Possibly not for the politically correct of us. http://www.breel.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gaydog/	ddvmor	11	1251	Feb 10, 2004 by Susan
	i quit i quit and i quit! (Preview) Does anyone else feel like they spend their entire work day trying to take down a brick wall with their forehead? I swear... this job is going to turn me into an alcoholic... I can't take it anymore! Sorry... needed to vent... before I lose my mind.	Andromeda	3	881	Feb 9, 2004 by ddvmor
	Hot vomit (Preview) Darren just made me a mug of hot vimto - yum yum - obviously not the pansy sugar free version. Has anyone notice that vimto is an anagram of vomit? Got any other interesting anagrams?	VicM	13	1160	Feb 9, 2004 by Susan
	Done with school (Preview) Although i already work as a fully fledged database developer for the nhs (anyone in the uk be afraid, be very afraid) I was still kinda part time at Qub (queens university belfast) and as such i had one exam in january. I had been cheking the results all week but they only came out today and now i can sa...	Joe	16	1099	Feb 9, 2004 by Susan
	I AM SO BORED (Preview) surely this isnt the way i am meant to spend my saturday? >sigh<	bonniepirateanne	6	963	Feb 8, 2004 by ddvmor
	dunahdunahdunn ah duna dunnadunadunaduna dunadunah (Preview)	bonniepirateanne	1	879	Feb 7, 2004 by VicM
	Anyways, so. (Preview) I have this thing with the word "Chickens." It may be only around my little cousins (...it is only around my little cousins), but still...do I have a mental problem? I really don't think about chickens or anything, ever...at all, no thought, but the word is just fun. Nothing, however, stan...	Sp4nD3xM4n	5	945	Feb 6, 2004 by bonniepirateanne
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