The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
NTL are Goits - cuz im moving i have to cancel all the services i get etc no more broadband for Joe for a bit
So i fones them up to cancel the stuff - i spend about 5 - 10 minutes on the fone - this is after being on hold of course - listening to generic background noise, trying to be heard - saying HELLO a few times.
So then i fone up using the work fone and get through - and ive now found out that its gonna cost - big stylee - around £200 - so my house mate is gonna get a shock when i hit her for half the bill - oh and when she goes to watch E4 tonite only to find out that Ive had the family pack switched off she may be a bit confused