The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
You've gone and done it now. You've taken it just one step too far. Time and time again you've teetered on the brink, but now..., well, I won't be held responsible for what happens when the BIG CHEESE sees this (DD).
<You can't say you don't like cheese here, friend>
Whoah, count yourself lucky there man. I'd keep my head down if I were you, lay low for a bit, he's obviously in a forgiving mood at the moment. Either that or he's eating, which usually puts him in a good mood - especially if it's REAL cheese.