The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Although i already work as a fully fledged database developer for the nhs (anyone in the uk be afraid, be very afraid) I was still kinda part time at Qub (queens university belfast) and as such i had one exam in january.
I had been cheking the results all week but they only came out today and now i can say that i am a fully qualified computer engineer with 2 years practical experience.
This means that i am done with school - an institute i hae been in since about the age of 4 - Yippie!
Now i think its time for a holiday - basicaly i havent left ireland for the past 5 years - the exception being a wedding but as i had a part to play that wasnt much of a holiday.
Im afraid i may have spoken a little to soon on that topic - i might have still been the tensiest bit drunk - my headache cam on witha vengence at about 5pm
That and the dodgy stomach thing as well, but it still wasnt bad enough that i said the whole - "Im never drinking again" thing
Darren, i hope you are paying attention - thread hijack - me talking about the completion of my degree (Yippie!) transforming into songs about playing hide the soap in prison!
Although i do suppose the rules thread changing into a discussion about roundabouts is also pretty weird
Not a bad hijack there, but I'm looking for something with real style. Roundabouts was better, I'm afraid. More of a team effort.
By the way - did I mention - nice one on the completion of your degree, young man. Oh... I did. Consider that congratulation retracted. Don't want you getting too big-headed!
Overall comments: Susan must strive to turn her hard work into more stylish hijacks, or she'll never go unnoticed as a hijacker, which is what all successful hijackers MUST be. Good work, keep trying.
<Do I get bonus points for getting the thread back on the 'school' theme?>
Ah. I think you'll find that I did it it before you at the end of my last post. Anyway - I don't think that restoring a thread to it's original subject really counts as hijacking.
I am very hapy
on me! Oh, go on, have 
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