The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Work is closing down on Saturdays, my day for working, but my boss will pay me to stay home and do what the hell I like as long as I work during the holidays this year. Then come end of August, we totally close down and i get redundentcy dosh!!!!! is on me!
Me n' Vic have just ben bumming around all day. Vic made me Goulash for dinner and I'm about to stick a rhubarb pie in the oven... yum. And Beetlejuice has just started. Tim Burton's greatest movie oh yeah!
Tomorrow we plan to do exactly the same but with roast lamb and a christmas pudding. Woohoo. (I'm not obsessed by food - honest!)
OldSchool - Dunno whether to congratulate you or not. Congratulations (I think). This of course assumes that the redundancy payout is worthwhile!
Redundentcy is not bad. The big big boss who owns the site plans to turn it into a new retail park with loadz new places. I've been placed at the top of a list for new employees.
I'm 17! Anybody younger?
Was so bored at about 2am last nite that I played football with a wiggit from a can of guniess. SAD!!!