The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "Hey, B***h, I want to open a f*****g cheque account"To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?""Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a f*****g cheque account right now, B***h.""Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?""There's no damn problem, you w****r" the man said, "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I want to open a f*****g cheque account in this damn bank!" "I see sir," the manager said, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time
Nearly managed to bleep out all the swear words there Darren, or else that is part of the joke and im too hungry to get it at the minute - i can feel my blood sugar dropping - time for a toastie methinks
