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A really bad joke (with naughty words in)


A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "Hey, B***h, I want to open a f*****g cheque account"To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?""Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a f*****g cheque account right now, B***h.""Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!"
The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?""There's no damn problem, you w****r" the man said, "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I want to open a f*****g cheque account in this damn bank!" "I see sir," the manager said, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time


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Nearly managed to bleep out all the swear words there Darren, or else that is part of the joke and im too hungry to get it at the minute - i can feel my blood sugar dropping - time for a toastie methinks

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Well I thought I'd edit em out myself so's I didn't offend your delicate sensibilities.


I think there's a bad word filter anyway cus I posted the word '****' the other day and it edited it out.



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See.

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