The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Darren just made me a mug of hot vimto - yum yum - obviously not the pansy sugar free version. Has anyone notice that vimto is an anagram of vomit? Got any other interesting anagrams?
I will allow a small quantity of preoccupation as I'm prone to it myself (alhough not with foreign countries, I'll have you know - mine's a far more dangerous type!).