The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Hallo all - I'm bored. I'm supposed to be on study leave writing 3 assignments but I can't find my college folder. Without my college folder I don't know what the assignments are meant to be!! Ok. So far today I have cuddled Rochester, laughed at Elliott, played Eye Toy, had some brioche for breakfast, cup of tea & melon for lunch and some of the leftover cold pork from yesterday as a snack. I can't find the game that goes with my dance mat (whinge whinge). I did 2 hours violin practise though (which is quite good considering I average about 30 mins per week - if that!!). I did 10 press ups (in two lots of 5 taking time in between to pass out), 30 sit ups, watched Time Team whilst doing buttock clinching excersises on the sofa and jogged on the spot through all the adverts. I feel I have maybe done something to try to reduce the size of my tummy. have also watched Pride & Prejudice (ooh lovely Mr Darcy!) and cried at the end. I found my Hamlet video & Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead but the video player isn't set up & I don't know where it is (there's a theme here). I think we'll be having felafels in pitta with mint sauce for tea. Pretty wasted day really - what am I going to do tomorrow? Still - got a new high score on Beat Freak - combo of 311 on track 2 on the hard setting - woo hoo!
Well having told the Vickster at approximately 11 am this morning to take a look in the boxes in the little bedroom (you know, the one with the smelly litter tray in) for her marketing folder, I got home to a chorus of Pride and Predudice Time Team Eye Toy style excuses, went upstairs and found the folder in under a minute.
What he does't say is that I did look - he had rearranged the room and unpacked and re-packed some boxes - I didn't bother looking in any except the top two and then only the top layer because I didn't think that they wouls have been disturbed.
To add to my depression Darren tells me that Forbidden Planet didn't have any of my He-Man comics today.
I'd better go and cook his dinner - I've got to go violining tonight.
BUM.
(I guess this also means I have to start my assignments tomorrow?!)
Oh, Sweetheart, if you really don't know yourself... It's only the tip of the iceberg, which, according to the well known physics fact, is only 99/1000. Hope that helps. But I still love you both dearly, you know that.
