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Susan · Susan

Do you? Do you? Do you fancy a tub of mini rolo cakes tomorrow?

If you don't speak up soon I'll tell the children they can have them for tea and there won't be any left for my bestest ever friend!

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

about the unfunny reference in the 'new' title of this board darren

ddvmor · ddvmor

I'm a little disappointed by the lack of take up on the UA Jammie Dodger Poem competition. Only Katie and myself have entered (and we're the best, I might add). Get your *rses in gear, boys and girls! Let's show the world that we are the true masters of the Jammie Dodger

ddvmor · ddvmor

Guess what... I'm bored! Guess what... I'm bored! Guess what... I'm bored! Guess what... I'm bored! Guess what... I'm bored! Guess what... I'm bored! Guess what... I'm bored! Guess...

ddvmor · ddvmor

I've just found this well Robin Hood page where ya can Pope in Rome on the bloomin' range any normal text ter Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, brummie, gerdie or whatever ya loike. it's sooo Harry Kewell! Na I am garn ter Scapa Fla ter ua and Beans on Toast messages on there in strange dialects!

VicM · VicM

Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to Darren Happy birthday to you.

ddvmor · ddvmor

My boss has just had a moan at me cos he couldn't find a particular piece of paper in a particular folder from 3 months ago. This piece of paper is the daily output from an access based audit which I can reproduce electonically and provide him with the specific number he needs in about a 10th of the time it...

ddvmor · ddvmor

It's Monday morning.

Susan · Susan

Joe? DD? Where are you fellas? I thought you'd both be posting like mad already with no Boss around today. Maybe you've gone out shopping for paper hats, whizzers & sparkly party poppers.

Ah, I get it - ideal opportunity for a lay-in, eh? Good thinking guys! :wink...

ddvmor · ddvmor

While at work yesterday, I was walking past the printer (one of those big-off printer/photocopier/fax xerox ones with about 6 paper trays) and actually caught someone filling the top paper tray... from the bottom one! I'm trying to decide whether death is too good for this person...:furi...

ddvmor · ddvmor

It's Friday - and for the first time this year I don't have to work tomorrow morning. Woohoo. Everyone celebrate with me!

ddvmor · ddvmor

I'm having a bacon, turkey and cheese mega panini. Mmmmmmmmm. Amyone else had anything as nice for lunch?

VicM · VicM

I'm easily amused. I went to the drink machine to get a coffee this morning. The machine poured my coffee - straight into the drip tray and then gave me an empty cup at the end. Keeps making me chuckle when I think about it!!

Joe · Joe

Wednesday morning. Everyone tired. What happens? Only our whole phone system and data network (two separate systems by the way) decide to play silly buggers and stop working.

However, when we looked at the switches, PABX etc, we couldnt find any problems, but they s...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Just had...fire alarm...

...Climbed...30 flights...stairs... ...knackered...

..ugh...

Joe · Joe

Or other computery people for that matter Ive been making a theatre management system for the past month now and version 1.0 is ready to be tested. In the Theatres. With patients being operated on. Obviously. They want me to be there. In scrubs. To make sure nothing goes wrong. My boss say...

Andromeda · Andromeda

I quit my job today!! WooooHoooooooooo!!!

:woot:

VicM · VicM

After my movie taste being so rudely criticised by my husband, I thought I'd start a little recommendation club!! I recommend that everyone watches The Princess Diaries, Clue and The Wedding Dress. Persuasion by Jane Austin is well worth a read as is The Chrysalids by John Wyndham! Any...

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	Well, DD, do you? (Preview) Do you? Do you? Do you fancy a tub of mini rolo cakes tomorrow? If you don't speak up soon I'll tell the children they can have them for tea and there won't be any left for my bestest ever friend!	Susan	2	650	Mar 24, 2004 by Susan
	i protest (Preview) about the unfunny reference in the 'new' title of this board darren	bonniepirateanne	2	670	Mar 23, 2004 by ddvmor
	Poems (Preview) I'm a little disappointed by the lack of take up on the UA Jammie Dodger Poem competition. Only Katie and myself have entered (and we're the best, I might add). Get your *rses in gear, boys and girls! Let's show the world that we are the true masters of the Jammie Dodger	ddvmor	4	674	Mar 22, 2004 by ddvmor
	Guess what... I'm bored! (Preview) Guess what... I'm bored! Guess what... I'm bored! Guess what... I'm bored! Guess what... I'm bored! Guess what... I'm bored! Guess what... I'm bored! Guess what... I'm bored! Guess...	ddvmor	1	679	Mar 19, 2004 by Susan
	Cockney (Preview) I've just found this well Robin Hood page where ya can Pope in Rome on the bloomin' range any normal text ter Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, brummie, gerdie or whatever ya loike. it's sooo Harry Kewell! Na I am garn ter Scapa Fla ter ua and Beans on Toast messages on there in strange dialects!	ddvmor	2	859	Mar 19, 2004 by Joe
	Happy Birthday (Preview) Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to Darren Happy birthday to you.	VicM	4	667	Mar 18, 2004 by ddvmor
	My Boss' Paper Fetish (Preview) My boss has just had a moan at me cos he couldn't find a particular piece of paper in a particular folder from 3 months ago. This piece of paper is the daily output from an access based audit which I can reproduce electonically and provide him with the specific number he needs in about a 10th of the time it...	ddvmor	2	692	Mar 17, 2004 by Andromeda
	Yuk. (Preview) It's Monday morning.	ddvmor	10	870	Mar 16, 2004 by ddvmor
	Bossless Day (Preview) Joe? DD? Where are you fellas? I thought you'd both be posting like mad already with no Boss around today. Maybe you've gone out shopping for paper hats, whizzers & sparkly party poppers. Ah, I get it - ideal opportunity for a lay-in, eh? Good thinking guys! :wink...	Susan	3	683	Mar 16, 2004 by Susan
	Paper!!! (Preview) While at work yesterday, I was walking past the printer (one of those big-off printer/photocopier/fax xerox ones with about 6 paper trays) and actually caught someone filling the top paper tray... from the bottom one! I'm trying to decide whether death is too good for this person...:furi...	ddvmor	1	656	Mar 13, 2004 by Susan
	Friday, YAY! (Preview) It's Friday - and for the first time this year I don't have to work tomorrow morning. Woohoo. Everyone celebrate with me!	ddvmor	11	1185	Mar 13, 2004 by ddvmor
	My Lunch (Preview) I'm having a bacon, turkey and cheese mega panini. Mmmmmmmmm. Amyone else had anything as nice for lunch?	ddvmor	7	679	Mar 12, 2004 by VicM
	Making me laugh still (Preview) I'm easily amused. I went to the drink machine to get a coffee this morning. The machine poured my coffee - straight into the drip tray and then gave me an empty cup at the end. Keeps making me chuckle when I think about it!!	VicM	4	692	Mar 11, 2004 by Susan
	Cripes! (Preview) Wednesday morning. Everyone tired. What happens? Only our whole phone system and data network (two separate systems by the way) decide to play silly buggers and stop working. However, when we looked at the switches, PABX etc, we couldnt find any problems, but they s...	Joe	11	770	Mar 10, 2004 by Susan
	Fire Alarm (Preview) Just had...fire alarm... ...Climbed...30 flights...stairs... ...knackered... ..ugh...	ddvmor	2	666	Mar 9, 2004 by Susan
	A decison not faced by most database making people (Preview) Or other computery people for that matter Ive been making a theatre management system for the past month now and version 1.0 is ready to be tested. In the Theatres. With patients being operated on. Obviously. They want me to be there. In scrubs. To make sure nothing goes wrong. My boss say...	Joe	13	842	Mar 9, 2004 by Joe
	YAY!!!!!! (Preview) I quit my job today!! WooooHoooooooooo!!! :woot:	Andromeda	5	682	Mar 9, 2004 by Andromeda
	Book & Movie recommendations (Preview) After my movie taste being so rudely criticised by my husband, I thought I'd start a little recommendation club!! I recommend that everyone watches The Princess Diaries, Clue and The Wedding Dress. Persuasion by Jane Austin is well worth a read as is The Chrysalids by John Wyndham! Any...	VicM	17	927	Mar 7, 2004 by VicM
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