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JonnyStead · JonnyStead

My understanding is that periodically the governments of the developed world scan through the winterweb to uncover plots of potential naughtiness by terror groups so that they may, in turn protect us all from them. They accomplish this by doing word searches and the like. I thought this would be a g...

ddvmor · ddvmor

You have been warned...

ddvmor · ddvmor

A few words of advice for you - never, ever allow your other half to feed you 'Beanfeast'. It may taste fine at the time, but you WILL regret it.

ddvmor · ddvmor

Not in Bedminster, anyway. If you are likely to feel physically ill after reading the following tale of alfresco grimness, please click on this link to whisk yourself back to the safety of the main screen. If, however you are of hardy character and ha...

HaloBurn · HaloBurn

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20827350/ LINCOLN, Neb. - The defendant in a state senators lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because Hes everywhere.State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued Go...

ddvmor · ddvmor

I was mildly amused when one of my workmates told me the story of a dead camel on the side of the road in Sweden. 'Gosh,' we all thought, 'that is very odd. Who'd have thought that there would be camels roaming around Sweden?' [url=http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=55614&...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Susan and I are currently stuck on a train to London which has been delayed. We are quite bored and have run of things to say to each other. Does anyone have any suggestions for a topic of conversation. Incidentally, we have just made an scheduled stop at Maidenhead, which I think is a very rude name f...

ddvmor · ddvmor

...using a cat! Well... it made me chuckle. Not sure I'd actually want to use the headphones after that, though!

Truckman · Truckman

Being in the business I'm in, I'm privy to information that might take weeks to trickle down to the man on the street...The following intel was passed to me and although I can't divulge the source, I've been cleared to release the following to all concerned: Europeans Heighten Threat Levels The Engli...

ddvmor · ddvmor

We have a dinner lady in our canteen named Julie. She's rubbish. She's also a very friendly lady who tries to be very helpful, but that doesn't change the fact that she's rubbish at being a dinner lady. By way of an example... I encountered her 3 times yesterday - once to buy my morning cuppa, once for my...

Catfish · Catfish

So this evening I was on my own in the house with Rochester (the JDK's cat) and he starts pestering me about something. He's miaowing and pacing and generally just won't settle down. He jumps onto the sofa and he keeps pointing his anus at me and being very vocal about it. Why does he keep showing me his be...

ddvmor · ddvmor

[url=http://www.sonyericsson.com/spg.jsp?cc=global&lc=en&ver=4001&template=pp1_1_1&zone=pp&lm=pp1&pid=10336]P990...

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6975794.stm I dunno, you girls!...

ddvmor · ddvmor

I've a sneaky suspicion that it's got something to do with shoes. Anyone got any suggestions? -- Edited by ddvmor at 10:11, 2007-09-11

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

So, it turns out both the JDK and Catfish are away - on their hollibobs across the pond with our lovely cousins in USville. They're probably having dirty holiday sex too! But enough about that... So I thought we should have some kind of a vigil because otherwise the JDK would cry and have to console himse...

ddvmor · ddvmor

My extended family were all on holiday together last week. My parents, my grandparents, a couple of aunts, an uncle and an unnatural number of cousins all took up residence in a cottage in Cornwall. Some of them were supposed to be moving on to St Ives this week where me and Catfish and my little bro and hi...

Truckman · Truckman

http://www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/news_detail.aspx?articleid=49858

ddvmor · ddvmor

This morning, Stevo and I were discussing (by long-distance e-mail) the subject of emigration in relation to an article he's picked up about the ethnic makeup of Perth - it's 10% English, apparently. Stevo is, of course an emigrant (and, presumably an immigrant) from England to Australia and it o...

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	Mischievous (Preview) My understanding is that periodically the governments of the developed world scan through the winterweb to uncover plots of potential naughtiness by terror groups so that they may, in turn protect us all from them. They accomplish this by doing word searches and the like. I thought this would be a g...	JonnyStead	2	259	Sep 21, 2007 by HaloBurn
	Warning: Sickening cuteness contained within this thread! (Preview) You have been warned...	ddvmor	6	290	Sep 19, 2007 by JonnyStead
	Beanfeast (Preview) A few words of advice for you - never, ever allow your other half to feed you 'Beanfeast'. It may taste fine at the time, but you WILL regret it.	ddvmor	13	522	Sep 19, 2007 by JonnyStead
	I'm never going outside again! (Preview) Not in Bedminster, anyway. If you are likely to feel physically ill after reading the following tale of alfresco grimness, please click on this link to whisk yourself back to the safety of the main screen. If, however you are of hardy character and ha...	ddvmor	4	329	Sep 19, 2007 by JonnyStead
	This could turn into a class action! (Preview) http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20827350/ LINCOLN, Neb. - The defendant in a state senators lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because Hes everywhere.State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued Go...	HaloBurn	3	237	Sep 19, 2007 by ddvmor
	Camels in Sweden (Preview) I was mildly amused when one of my workmates told me the story of a dead camel on the side of the road in Sweden. 'Gosh,' we all thought, 'that is very odd. Who'd have thought that there would be camels roaming around Sweden?' [url=http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=55614&...	ddvmor	3	250	Sep 18, 2007 by JonnyStead
	Delayed Trains (Preview) Susan and I are currently stuck on a train to London which has been delayed. We are quite bored and have run of things to say to each other. Does anyone have any suggestions for a topic of conversation. Incidentally, we have just made an scheduled stop at Maidenhead, which I think is a very rude name f...	ddvmor	4	230	Sep 14, 2007 by ddvmor
	Untangling headphones... (Preview) ...using a cat! Well... it made me chuckle. Not sure I'd actually want to use the headphones after that, though!	ddvmor	14	1060	Sep 14, 2007 by ddvmor
	The latest intel: (Preview) Being in the business I'm in, I'm privy to information that might take weeks to trickle down to the man on the street...The following intel was passed to me and although I can't divulge the source, I've been cleared to release the following to all concerned: Europeans Heighten Threat Levels The Engli...	Truckman	2	253	Sep 13, 2007 by JonnyStead
	A Tribute to Julie the Dinner Lady (Preview) We have a dinner lady in our canteen named Julie. She's rubbish. She's also a very friendly lady who tries to be very helpful, but that doesn't change the fact that she's rubbish at being a dinner lady. By way of an example... I encountered her 3 times yesterday - once to buy my morning cuppa, once for my...	ddvmor	16	328	Sep 12, 2007 by Susan
	Rochester's Anus (again) (Preview) So this evening I was on my own in the house with Rochester (the JDK's cat) and he starts pestering me about something. He's miaowing and pacing and generally just won't settle down. He jumps onto the sofa and he keeps pointing his anus at me and being very vocal about it. Why does he keep showing me his be...	Catfish	8	292	Sep 12, 2007 by Susan
	My bloody phone! (Preview) [url=http://www.sonyericsson.com/spg.jsp?cc=global&lc=en&ver=4001&template=pp1_1_1&zone=pp&lm=pp1&pid=10336]P990...	ddvmor	23	322	Sep 12, 2007 by Susan
	Girls... and kissing (Preview) http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6975794.stm I dunno, you girls!...	JonnyStead	3	285	Sep 12, 2007 by command_z
	The Meaning Of Life... (Preview) I've a sneaky suspicion that it's got something to do with shoes. Anyone got any suggestions? -- Edited by ddvmor at 10:11, 2007-09-11	ddvmor	1	214	Sep 11, 2007 by JonnyStead
	JDK and the Catfish vigil ( 1 2 3 ) (Preview) So, it turns out both the JDK and Catfish are away - on their hollibobs across the pond with our lovely cousins in USville. They're probably having dirty holiday sex too! But enough about that... So I thought we should have some kind of a vigil because otherwise the JDK would cry and have to console himse...	JonnyStead	61	1084	Sep 10, 2007 by ddvmor
	More Relations (Preview) My extended family were all on holiday together last week. My parents, my grandparents, a couple of aunts, an uncle and an unnatural number of cousins all took up residence in a cottage in Cornwall. Some of them were supposed to be moving on to St Ives this week where me and Catfish and my little bro and hi...	ddvmor	3	274	Sep 6, 2007 by ddvmor
	Michael Jackson dead... (Preview) http://www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/news_detail.aspx?articleid=49858	Truckman	5	337	Aug 31, 2007 by Truckman
	Foreign Relations (Preview) This morning, Stevo and I were discussing (by long-distance e-mail) the subject of emigration in relation to an article he's picked up about the ethnic makeup of Perth - it's 10% English, apparently. Stevo is, of course an emigrant (and, presumably an immigrant) from England to Australia and it o...	ddvmor	27	375	Aug 31, 2007 by ddvmor
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