The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Susan and I are currently stuck on a train to London which has been delayed. We are quite bored and have run of things to say to each other.
Does anyone have any suggestions for a topic of conversation.
Incidentally, we have just made an scheduled stop at Maidenhead, which I think is a very rude name for a town.
Talk in code about the other people on the train - see how rude you can be without them realising its them you're talking about....
Ah, train delays - used be a daily/weekly hassle for me going to London - so glad I'm not doing that at the moment - it'll probably come back to haunt me though!
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JonnyStead wrote:Talk in code about the other people on the train - see how rude you can be without them realising its them you're talking about.... Won't work...The pointing and snickering are a dead giveaway for most people...Ben
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JonnyStead wrote:Talk in code about the other people on the train - see how rude you can be without them realising its them you're talking about.... Won't work...The pointing and snickering are a dead giveaway for most people...Ben
Yeah. People always spot the snickering. Take this example:
