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Who do we miss more JDK or Catfish? [6 vote(s)]

We miss the JDK because he always gives us cool stuff to look at
16.7%
We miss Catfish more - because she's nice and has to put up with the JDK
50.0%
We miss them both the same and Stead you're a TW@T for trying this on
33.3%
JonnyStead


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So, it turns out both the JDK and Catfish are away - on their hollibobs across the pond with our lovely cousins in USville. They're probably having dirty holiday sex too! But enough about that...

So I thought we should have some kind of a vigil because otherwise the JDK would cry and have to console himself by eating inappropriate food, like cake.

So here it is - BUT to make it fun (and as a veiled way to stick it to the JDK) I thought we could vote on who we miss more? so vote away my little friends - vote away...!

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Hope they are having a wonderful time :)

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Susan


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Do you think they'll both come home the size of mountains after having a  super-sized American cooked breakfast every day?

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Depends on where they're going... American breakfast varies by region..

Example: I just got back from Ohio and I was shocked at the amount of food that came with breakfast...

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JonnyStead


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Interesting to which parts eat most and which parts eat least?

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I haven't done an official study, but in my somewhat limited travels of the middle of the country I have found that Ohio and Texas have the largest food portions of the states I've been to.

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Susan


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This thread has reminded me of my TV surfing last night where I caught sight of a completely naked 53 stone man who was in hospital to help him lose weight.  He was being restricted to a mere 1300 calories per day, but he didn't like the food so sent his wife out regularly for pizza and burgers, etc., etc.

He's on camera saying that pepperoni pizzas are healthy because they have tomatoes on them. no.gif

He died before they could finish filming the documentary. Strangely, I wasn't surprised.

Stead, where's your crossbow?

-- Edited by Susan at 14:29, 2007-07-23

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There was a bloke in Hastings who blamed the council for his fatness because they wouldn't make the door bigger, so he was trapped in the house & couldn't go out for a jog. Obviously it hadn't occured to him to jog before this point. Or that by the time he'd got that big jogging would kill him. He has since died I believe.

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JonnyStead


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holy moley - I've just completed 90 minutes in the gym - part of my now insane DAILY ritual that I'm on - and I cant remember the last time I ate pizza - I'd better get extra long arrows for the corpulent numpties!

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Susan


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90 minutes a DAY???  That is insane.  Puts my 24 mins plus towel jumps to shame!
Mind you, I do feel superior enough to be your crossbow caddy!
When do you squeeze in all the other things a Rock God has to do? super.gif

-- Edited by Susan at 21:01, 2007-07-23

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Rocking is purely a part time activity these days wink.gifheadbang.gif

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Susan


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Aww.  Work does rather get in the way doesn't it?  And working out.  And working up a sweat too!

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Woth noting the JDK hasnt had a vote yet... ehum...

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Hello all from Washington DC !   We've done lots of cool stuff already including looking at loads of preserved dead bodies in the BODIES exhibition. We've also both just had instant grits for breakfast which was like salty semolina and I don't think I'll have it again.

BTW - I don't think the JDK is happy with the poll above, and his comment yesterday was along the lines of  "They won't last long without me giving them interesting things to discuss". I think he plans to abstain from posting for a while cry



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Aw - he knows we need him - just look how hard I'm working trying to keep posts going!

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Susan


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And an admirable job you're doing Sir Deputy JDK/Rock God In Your Own Right.

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I heard in an odd text last night that both the JDK and the Catfish have been imprisoned in ALCATRAZ!!!! I'm forming a crack team to break them out ninja style if anyone is interested in signing up*












*Crack Ninja's will need to pay their own air fares and cover their own expenses. They will not be covered by any liability insurance and face a high probability of getting their knackers caught on something painful and spending the next "Life +55" at the Presidents weekend home in Guantanamo Bay - other conditions apply

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As tempting as that offer is....

I think I'll wait for the DVD.

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Hmm, dosn't sound like I meet the strict entrance criteria - no knackers to get caught.

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Susan


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I have kids.  Ergo, I can't afford the air fare.  cry

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Sounds like its down to me to get in there and get them out - Johnny Rambo style...


They shouldnt push me you know, I'll give 'em a war they wont believe... and such and such etc



Either way I promise the JDK and Catfish will be returned to the UK by monday - if I do it right they'll never even know I was there!

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JonnyStead wrote:

 I'm forming a crack team to break them out ninja style if anyone is interested in signing up*


Sorry, I don't do crack...If you want to form a Diet Dr Pepper team, I'm in...Ben



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Woohoo. We're home. Flew in this morning and have been doing stuff and things ever since. We escaped from Alcatras using cunning deception and a Steve McQueen disguse. The bit with the motor bike didn't work so well on account of us being on an island. It got wet and gurgled a lot, so we hitched a ride on a handily passing ferry by disguising ourselves as tourists!



Cunning, huh? Stead was right though... we never noticed him....

Other cool things we did included photographing ourselves bigger than stuff:







Yikes! We alsoamused ourselves by visiting the International spy museum, going on a WW2 sumbarine, driving on the crazy wrong side of the road, walking miles and miles, watching meercats and going over to the Udvar Hazy museum at Dullas to see...



Come on... on a scale of one to AMAZINGLY AWESOME.... how cool is that, huh?

Anyway. Lots of posts to read. Cheers for the vigil guys. Well done an all that! biggrin.gif

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Can I just say: Catfish, I'm sure you're a really, really lovely person & please don't hurt me!

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I think you should start a picture thread of your trip :)

I am quite amused at your "we're bigger than stuff" pictures.

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Aodan wrote:


I am quite amused at your "we're bigger than stuff" pictures.


I notice they didn't try that in Texas...They probably would have strained something...Ben



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It would have been a bit of a strech given that we didn't go to texas. If I had, though, I'd have made an extra effort to be bigger then stuff there, too! Whilst wearing a hat!

Aodan - I shall see what I can do over the next few days. I'm so tired, now... zzzz

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Susan


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whisper.gif  WAKE UP!

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ddvmor


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Gah. I was having such a pleasant dream...

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That's what comes of being surrounded by such nice people.

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