The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So I have this guy working for me at the moment and he called today to say he wouldnt be in for the next few days. When I called him back (I have to say, thinking he was going down with Bank Holidayitis) it turned out that he didnt want to come to work because his girlfriend fell down the stairs at the weekend is in a coma with a brain haemorrhage and fractured skull on life support and the doctors have told him that it is looking grim.
So - even if you're having a good day - have a little think about how it can all change in an instant and remember how good we have it really!
That is all....
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
And as I said earlier, double 
