The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So this evening I was on my own in the house with Rochester (the JDK's cat) and he starts pestering me about something. He's miaowing and pacing and generally just won't settle down. He jumps onto the sofa and he keeps pointing his anus at me and being very vocal about it.
Why does he keep showing me his behind? What does he want me to do with it? Am I supposed to inspect it? Admire it? Is he coming onto me? It's notable that he stops this behaviour when the JDK comes home... maybe he wants a secret affair with me?
Does anybody have any suggestions?
*By the way, during me typing this post the JDK just stood on Rochester's tail... bad man!
Cats have scent glands around their anal area, and every cat has their own distinct scent. By sniffing each other's butt, and sticking their butt in each other's face, they are greeting each other and identifying themselves. Your cat is simply trying to say "Good Evening, it's Me! (now sniff my butt.)"
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You can pour syrup on poop, but that don't make it pancakes!
I would'nt reccomend sniffing his bum though. Knowing Rochester, your initial assessment was correct and he's coming on to you. He's quite the Ladies Man. Or a randy sod. Either way, he'll be disappointed - his tackle was removed years ago!
