The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I bet you can't look fondly back upon you memories of seeing the space shuttle 'Enterprise' at the Air & Space museum near Dulles Airport. So you can't do anything can you. Hah!
Did I mention that I recently saw the space shuttle 'Enterprise' at the Air & Space museum near Dulles Airport?
No, but I can put my feet up with a cup of tea safe and superior in the knowledge that I've done my workout for the day and don't have to do anything else until ...I have to cook dinner. Damn, you got me again!
I bet you can't look fondly back upon you memories of seeing the space shuttle 'Enterprise' at the Air & Space museum near Dulles Airport.
My main [fond?] memories of San Francisco are the following three occurances-
Having the end of my hotdog bitten off (luckily not accompanied by my fingers) by a huge swooping seagull at the docks in San Francisco
Walking near the Messenger Building in San Francisco and a pigeon falling from a building and hitting the pavement with a thud in front of me and it laying there doing death twitches
Walking past a man on Mission Street with a huge cat balanced on his shoulder
I always seem to remember the 'odd' things that happened...
I don't have pictures of the odd things, but I thought seeing as Aodan likes the 'bigger than' pictures I'd post a few more
Me bigger than the Capitol Building in Washington DC
Me bigger than the Messenger Building in San Francisco
Me bigger than the Golden Gate Bridge on a misty day!
I think we should all now post pictures of ourselves bigger than famous monuments and landmarks.
This is what happens when you build houses on a slope. Some idiot comes along and turns his camera on 45 degrees and makes your house look silly!
And I can be bigger than the US Government, too:
And I'm much, much bigger than the White House. Honestly, it was tiny, tiny tiny!
At one point, Catfish actually had to hold the Washington Monument for them for a bit when the oficially designated Monument Holder snuck out for a sly fag break:
I was taller than Nelson's column once. That was a couple of years ago and I think it's grown a bit since then.
Come to think of it, there was a kind of muffled shouting coming from behind me for the rest of the day and i do seem to recall some difficulty walking...
I don't know how I missed them before, but I just now looked at the vacation album...Karen does look like she's floating amongst the heads...It almost looks like her shadow underneath...
I envy you two getting to see the Air & Space Museum...I have got to see it someday...Did they have any F105's and F4's on display...They are the birds I worked on in the military (once again showing my age)...Ben
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Surely you're not counting yourself as a minion? The Mighty Stead? A minion? (In lower case mind you because minions aren't important enough to be capitalised.)
So, the JDK is on holiday AGAIN!!!! - I'm not taking up the slack this time - he's got to learn to commit to his minions!
Yes, it's true. I'm on my holidays again. Last one for a while, I promise. I'm currently in Cornwall where it seems there are no inernet cafes, else I'd have posted sooner. I'm having to resort to posting with my phone which is a pain in the @rse! So far this week, I've been to Lands End, the Minack Theatre, St Michael's Mount, the National Seal Sanctuary, St Ives and... er... Tesco.
Sort of. Although we do have Walmart over here. Obly we call it Asda Walmart, or 'The Hellmouth' for short!
I went on a ghost walk last night. it was a 2 hour tour around St Ives while a man called Baba told us the various ghost stories of St Ives. It Was quite fun, but there weren't many ghosts. We had smugglers and wreckers and mutant rats and lepers and a grave robber and radioactive material but only one somewhat ropey ghost story.