The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
My first thought: surely the cat wouldn't eat them? My second: no way would they just neatly & cleanly stick out of it's butt. And then "flossing the cat". Fantastic! You weren't still believing by that point, were you?
No, I think thats what did it for me! - I may have been though I'm quite gullable...
It must be true that they've taken gullible out of the dictionary, otherwise you'd have been able to check it's spelling!
From the Truckman Dictionary of Uncommon Terms: Gullable (adj.) To sit on a rock by the seaside with a mouthfull of raw fish while waiting for the tide to go out. As in, "Stead would get more dates if he wasn't so gullable".
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Truckman wrote:From the Truckman Dictionary of Uncommon Terms: Gullable (adj.) To sit on a rock by the seaside with a mouthfull of raw fish while waiting for the tide to go out. As in, "Stead would get more dates if he wasn't so gullable".
...Ben
