The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
IT has taken a long time but elements of the Jetson's futuristic lifestyle are finally becoming real [...] US company Moller International has put a flying saucer into production that looks remarkably like George's perspex topped transportation.
The personal flying pod, called the M200G Volantor, can glide three metres off the ground and carry two passengers.
The M200G is the size of a small car and takes off and lands vertically.
Company founder Dr Paul Moller said the craft was "the ultimate off-road vehicle" because it can travel over any surface.
"It's not a hovercraft, although its operation is just as easy. You can speed over rocks, swampland, fences, or log-infested waterways with ease because you're not limited by the surface."
The flying saucer is governed by computers to fly at a maximum altitude of three metres so that it doesn't require registration as an aircraft.
That enables it to sit on a cushion of air and travel at 80kph in any direction.
Yeah... i saw the crane and the cable, but the cable seems to be slack once it's taken off. Probably a safety thing, just in case the pilot loses control of it - he didn't exactly come across as skilled...
Aluminium, not iron. For the body anyhow. That's why they're still on the road & not rusted away. (Ooh, & think you're getting confused with Morris Travellers on the wood bit!)