The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I went to the drink machine to get a coffee this morning. The machine poured my coffee - straight into the drip tray and then gave me an empty cup at the end.
That's nothing. When I use the vending machine at work, rather than puring coffee into the plastic cup, it actually pours warm runny poo. That's much funnier!
Isn't it really funny when someone lets you go before them, cause you've only got one to get and they've got a whole load and then it runs out of cups just as you're walking away with a nice steaming coffee!
