The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Ooh I forgot to tell you why you should be happy for me...
They asked me to uhm.. do something that would have me being dragged out of the office in handcuffs and a bright orange suit... and I told them to, uhm... well I don't think I can say what I said to them on here, but lets just say I told them they could do something to themselves that is more fun with a partner