The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I have far too much to do. My boss, his boss, his boss' boss etc are all in a flap and chucking work at me like there's no tomorrow (hey there's a thought - maybe someone scheduled in the end of the world without telling me) but despite this, I am still certifiably bored. I am as bored as a bored person who took a degree in Boredom and had been appointed Professor of Boredom at Cambridge University. I am in fact soooo bored, you could brush your teeth with me. Furthermore, my boredome is so great that you could put a tail on me and call me a weasel. I'm going out to lunch in a minute and I'm going tyo get myself a chilli and cheese potato. Mmmmmmmmmm. After the donner kebab with nuclear chilli sauce on it that i had last night, Vic's gonna lurrve me when I get home (he he he!) Lah-de-da. I tried twiddling my thumbs, but the boss noticed and he chucked another stats request at me. Basserd.
I hope you're still gonna be able to make the meeting tomorrow. If you're starrped for time, we'll just have to wrap him up in an hour instead of 2 or 3.
Hey - you know what would help me? Can you get hold of Lloyds mission statement?
Anyone got any cool mission statements they'd like to share?
My life is so thrilling - I can't believe how boring Marketing is. Still, I got to chase Crest Nicholson up about fixing our boiler and put some rubbish in the wheeley bin - I was shocked to discover that there was no rubbish in there at all until I put 2 carrierbags full & 2 pizza boxes in - and it's bin day tomorrow - got to be a record minimum amount of rubbish (affectionately known as bobbage in our house) for us.
Just keep swimming just keep swimming swimming swimming. :Nemo: (well, we should have a Nemo smiley).
