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I am the Jammie King!




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Still Bored


I have far too much to do.  My boss, his boss, his boss' boss etc are all in a flap and chucking work at me like there's no tomorrow (hey there's a thought - maybe someone scheduled in the end of the world without telling me) but despite this, I am still certifiably bored.  I am as bored as a bored person who took a degree in Boredom and had been appointed Professor of Boredom at Cambridge University.  I am in fact soooo bored, you could brush your teeth with me.   Furthermore, my boredome is so great that you could put a tail on me and call me a weasel.
I'm going out to lunch in a minute and I'm going tyo get myself a chilli and cheese potato.  Mmmmmmmmmm.   After the donner kebab with nuclear chilli sauce on it that i had last night, Vic's gonna lurrve me when I get home (he he he!)
Lah-de-da.  I tried twiddling my thumbs, but the boss noticed and he chucked another stats request at me.  Basserd.

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You are sooooo funneeee.


I hope you're still gonna be able to make the meeting tomorrow.  If you're starrped for time, we'll just have to wrap him up in an hour instead of 2 or 3.



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Darren - do you want some marketing to do?


Hey - you know what would help me?  Can you get hold of Lloyds mission statement?


Anyone got any cool mission statements they'd like to share?


My life is so thrilling - I can't believe how boring Marketing is.  Still, I got to chase Crest Nicholson up about fixing our boiler and put some rubbish in the wheeley bin - I was shocked to discover that there was no rubbish in there at all until I put 2 carrierbags full & 2 pizza boxes in - and it's bin day tomorrow - got to be a record minimum amount of rubbish (affectionately known as bobbage in our house) for us.


Just keep swimming just keep swimming swimming swimming. :Nemo: (well, we should have a Nemo smiley).



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OK. Explain. Why bobbage?

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Yeah.  Why bobbage?  I don't know what you're talking about...

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I dunno - it sounds funny - putting the bobbage out - put the bobbage in the bin (pronounced bobbidge).


The Wooly - Walshes started it.


That and calling sausages splodidges.



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Mr Morrissey - you so do know what I'm talking about.  So.

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As this seems to be an exclusive thread, what's for din-dins tomorrow? Need me to bring anything?



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Spaghetti Bolognese - no need to bring anything!


 



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