The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Bad cold, huh? Betcha got that of our Susan, who's just got over one! Should have set your firewall up properly, like!
Thank you for your birthday salutations, but they are a little premature. It ain't till Fursday.
We have a pillock in the office who's got a 40th birthday on Friday. I think he's quite worked up about it, 'cos he keeps coming up to me and saying things like 'You'll be old on Thursday'. He's just trying to divert some of the attention from his own advanced years - I have pointed out that I won't be old for at least another 12 years...
Incidentally, for some reason there's an advert for Crohnes disease at the top of the page. Should I be worried?
i appreciate the sympathy, and i may just do that, i need to get my rest in for this week - im meant to be recording my mates first gig http://www.geocities.com/the_warcrimes (thats not actually the name of the band - its worse than that) and we have americans visiting us for st patricks day so i need to be on tip top form - loading up on lemsips and vitamin c based foods in an effort to nip this thing in the bud
That's a great name for a band! Are they a boy-band? With a name like that I bet they do lovely lightweight pop music, a bit like West Life or East Seventeen. Niiiicee!