The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
When i was in 1st year uni, in the halls we had routine fire drills - i lived on the 9th floor of a tower block - not fun when you are still drunk/starting a hangover at 4am - 18 flights of stairs both ways
