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Cockney
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I've just found this well Robin Hood page where ya can Pope in Rome on the bloomin' range any normal text ter Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, brummie, gerdie or whatever ya loike. it's sooo Harry Kewell!
Na I am garn ter Scapa Fla ter ua and Beans on Toast messages on there in strange dialects!
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Happy Birthday
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Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to Darren
Happy birthday to you.
   
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My Boss' Paper Fetish
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My boss has just had a moan at me cos he couldn't find a particular piece of paper in a particular folder from 3 months ago.
This piece of paper is the daily output from an access based audit which I can reproduce electonically and provide him with the specific number he needs in about a 10th of the time it...
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Yuk.
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Bossless Day
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Joe? DD? Where are you fellas? I thought you'd both be posting like mad already with no Boss around today.
Maybe you've gone out shopping for paper hats, whizzers & sparkly party poppers.
Ah, I get it - ideal opportunity for a lay-in, eh? Good thinking guys! :wink...
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Paper!!!
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While at work yesterday, I was walking past the printer (one of those big-off printer/photocopier/fax xerox ones with about 6 paper trays) and actually caught someone filling the top paper tray... from the bottom one!
I'm trying to decide whether death is too good for this person...:furi...
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Friday, YAY!
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It's Friday - and for the first time this year I don't have to work tomorrow morning. Woohoo. Everyone celebrate with me!
    
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My Lunch
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I'm having a bacon, turkey and cheese mega panini. Mmmmmmmmm.
Amyone else had anything as nice for lunch?
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Making me laugh still
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I'm easily amused.
I went to the drink machine to get a coffee this morning. The machine poured my coffee - straight into the drip tray and then gave me an empty cup at the end.
Keeps making me chuckle when I think about it!!
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VicM
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Cripes!
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Wednesday morning. Everyone tired.
What happens?
Only our whole phone system and data network (two separate systems by the way) decide to play silly buggers and stop working.  However, when we looked at the switches, PABX etc, we couldnt find any problems, but they s...
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Joe
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Fire Alarm
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Just had...fire alarm... 
...Climbed...30 flights...stairs...
...knackered... 
..ugh...
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A decison not faced by most database making people
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Or other computery people for that matter
Ive been making a theatre management system for the past month now and version 1.0 is ready to be tested.
In the Theatres. With patients being operated on. Obviously. They want me to be there. In scrubs. To make sure nothing goes wrong.
My boss say...
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Joe
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YAY!!!!!!
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I quit my job today!! WooooHoooooooooo!!!
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Andromeda
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Book & Movie recommendations
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After my movie taste being so rudely criticised by my husband, I thought I'd start a little recommendation club!!
I recommend that everyone watches The Princess Diaries, Clue and The Wedding Dress.
Persuasion by Jane Austin is well worth a read as is The Chrysalids by John Wyndham!
Any...
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VicM
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old
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Andromeda
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Come and play with me
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As it's so quiet in here today I thought I'd start a topic. You've all played the game before so you know the rules (no googling):
Guess the Artist & Song Title 
"all the lonely hearts in London caught a plane & flew away, all the best women are married, all the handsome men are gay, I fee...
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Susan
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Mine
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Mine Mine MINE Mine mine Mine Mine MINE Mine mine Mine Mine MINE Mine mine Mine Mine MINE Mine mine...
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Still Bored
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I have far too much to do. My boss, his boss, his boss' boss etc are all in a flap and chucking work at me like there's no tomorrow (hey there's a thought - maybe someone scheduled in the end of the world without telling me) but despite this, I am still certifiably bored. I am as bored as a bored p...
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