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Well, DD, do you?
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Do you? Do you? Do you fancy a tub of mini rolo cakes tomorrow? If you don't speak up soon I'll tell the children they can have them for tea and there won't be any left for my bestest ever friend!
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i protest
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about the unfunny reference in the 'new' title of this board darren
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Poems
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I'm a little disappointed by the lack of take up on the UA Jammie Dodger Poem competition. Only Katie and myself have entered (and we're the best, I might add). Get your *rses in gear, boys and girls! Let's show the world that we are the true masters of the Jammie Dodger
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Guess what... I'm bored!
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Guess what... I'm bored!
Guess what... I'm bored!
Guess what... I'm bored!
Guess what... I'm bored!
Guess what... I'm bored!
Guess what... I'm bored!
Guess what... I'm bored!
Guess...
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Cockney
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I've just found this well Robin Hood page where ya can Pope in Rome on the bloomin' range any normal text ter Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, brummie, gerdie or whatever ya loike. it's sooo Harry Kewell!
Na I am garn ter Scapa Fla ter ua and Beans on Toast messages on there in strange dialects!
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Happy Birthday
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Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to Darren
Happy birthday to you.
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My Boss' Paper Fetish
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My boss has just had a moan at me cos he couldn't find a particular piece of paper in a particular folder from 3 months ago.
This piece of paper is the daily output from an access based audit which I can reproduce electonically and provide him with the specific number he needs in about a 10th of the time it...
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ddvmor
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Yuk.
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Bossless Day
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Joe? DD? Where are you fellas? I thought you'd both be posting like mad already with no Boss around today.
Maybe you've gone out shopping for paper hats, whizzers & sparkly party poppers.
Ah, I get it - ideal opportunity for a lay-in, eh? Good thinking guys! :wink...
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Paper!!!
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While at work yesterday, I was walking past the printer (one of those big-off printer/photocopier/fax xerox ones with about 6 paper trays) and actually caught someone filling the top paper tray... from the bottom one!
I'm trying to decide whether death is too good for this person...:furi...
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Friday, YAY!
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It's Friday - and for the first time this year I don't have to work tomorrow morning. Woohoo. Everyone celebrate with me!
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My Lunch
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I'm having a bacon, turkey and cheese mega panini. Mmmmmmmmm.
Amyone else had anything as nice for lunch?
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Making me laugh still
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I'm easily amused.
I went to the drink machine to get a coffee this morning. The machine poured my coffee - straight into the drip tray and then gave me an empty cup at the end.
Keeps making me chuckle when I think about it!!
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VicM
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Cripes!
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Wednesday morning. Everyone tired.
What happens?
Only our whole phone system and data network (two separate systems by the way) decide to play silly buggers and stop working. However, when we looked at the switches, PABX etc, we couldnt find any problems, but they s...
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Joe
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Fire Alarm
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Just had...fire alarm...
...Climbed...30 flights...stairs...
...knackered...
..ugh...
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ddvmor
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A decison not faced by most database making people
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Or other computery people for that matter
Ive been making a theatre management system for the past month now and version 1.0 is ready to be tested.
In the Theatres. With patients being operated on. Obviously. They want me to be there. In scrubs. To make sure nothing goes wrong.
My boss say...
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YAY!!!!!!
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I quit my job today!! WooooHoooooooooo!!!
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Book & Movie recommendations
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After my movie taste being so rudely criticised by my husband, I thought I'd start a little recommendation club!!
I recommend that everyone watches The Princess Diaries, Clue and The Wedding Dress.
Persuasion by Jane Austin is well worth a read as is The Chrysalids by John Wyndham!
Any...
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