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VicM · VicM

I'm poorly.

I'm not at work.

The first sick day I've had in 4 years.

I have a cold

(I believe it may be D's cold from last week) but in addition, I have swollen glands. They might strangle me. It hurts. No-one...

Mitchell · Mitchell

IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO LICK YOUR ELBOW! A CROCODILE CANT STICK ITS TONGUE OUT! A SHRIMPS HEART IS IN ITS HEAD! IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR PIGS TO LOOK UP INTO THE SKY! HORSES CANT VOMIT! RATS MULTYPLY SO QUICKLY THAT IN 18 MONTHS,TWO RATS COULD HAVE OVER A MILLION DESCENDANTS! WEARING...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Just thought I'd use it!

NateO · NateO

I'm scarfing down a pack of Jammie Dodgers right now.

NateO · NateO

Thirsty? Thanks for sharing the wealth Pook!

I'm off to score some water!

ddvmor · ddvmor

This is sooooooo cool! Click here. Download the movie. It's worth it! trust me! "Your mouth is buying a ticket your ass can't afford!"

Susan · Susan

Hello! Sorry I can't hang around - I'm on D's machine. I'm still waiting for the jury to come back in on whether I'm trustworthy enough for Internet access. What do you think? Would I take advantage of the Bank's good nature???

Andromeda · Andromeda

Better?

ddvmor · ddvmor

Is it unreasonable for be to expect at the very least a scraping of butter or margarine in what is advertised as a 'Traditional Ham Sandwich'? I've just purchased one of these so-called 'Traditional' sandwiches for the sandwich lady and upon discovering that it consisted of bread and er.. ham and n...

Andromeda · Andromeda

I was going through the ads on craigslist just to catch up with whats going on in the area, and I found this. I kind of feel bad for the guy cuz I don't think what he's looking for is even physically possible.

Susan · Susan

This guy is eating at an exclusive eatery when the waiter comes up to his table and asks if everything is okay. The man replies "Yes," but during the conversation drops his spoon on the floor. The waiter immediately pulls a spoon out of his shirt pocket. The man asks, "Why do you carry a spoon in your pocke...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Vote for your favourite banner!

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

Dearest All I invite you to post message of good wishes to our beloved JD King as he is struggling through life whilst afflicted with mortal illness at the moment - DD I hope you get over your cold shortly and look forward to a progress report from you when you have the strength

<- more of a...

Andromeda · Andromeda

Just not cool

VicM · VicM

Mr S - may I say thank you very much for the crisps you brought over on Saturday - do you want any of them back? I am currently muching on a packet of prawn cocktail flavoured crisps. For some reason when I'm ill only prawn cocktail crisps or roast beef monstermunch will do. You have b...

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

anyone know anything about it?

Andromeda · Andromeda

that jammie dodgers have... an unofficial appreciation page? a softball team?

Joe · Joe

Very very frightning! We got fork lightning and everything! Noisy thunder and loads of rain! Just as well im getting a lift up to the house today after work or i would get soaked

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Poorly (Preview) I'm poorly. I'm not at work. The first sick day I've had in 4 years. I have a cold (I believe it may be D's cold from last week) but in addition, I have swollen glands. They might strangle me. It hurts. No-one...	VicM	6	453	Jul 10, 2004 by VicM
	Did you know (Preview) IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO LICK YOUR ELBOW! A CROCODILE CANT STICK ITS TONGUE OUT! A SHRIMPS HEART IS IN ITS HEAD! IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR PIGS TO LOOK UP INTO THE SKY! HORSES CANT VOMIT! RATS MULTYPLY SO QUICKLY THAT IN 18 MONTHS,TWO RATS COULD HAVE OVER A MILLION DESCENDANTS! WEARING...	Mitchell	21	477	Jul 9, 2004 by NateO
	Rule Britannia (Preview) Just thought I'd use it!	ddvmor	4	416	Jul 9, 2004 by NateO
	FYI (Preview) I'm scarfing down a pack of Jammie Dodgers right now.	NateO	14	454	Jul 9, 2004 by NateO
	Only in Hollywood... (Preview) Thirsty? Thanks for sharing the wealth Pook! I'm off to score some water!	NateO	6	447	Jul 9, 2004 by ddvmor
	Robot Bstard (Preview) This is sooooooo cool! Click here. Download the movie. It's worth it! trust me! "Your mouth is buying a ticket your ass can't afford!"*	ddvmor	9	538	Jul 9, 2004 by ddvmor
	Morning Mitch (Preview) Hello! Sorry I can't hang around - I'm on D's machine. I'm still waiting for the jury to come back in on whether I'm trustworthy enough for Internet access. What do you think? Would I take advantage of the Bank's good nature???	Susan	9	426	Jul 9, 2004 by Susan
	Poll for Darren (Preview) Better?	Andromeda	18	587	Jul 8, 2004 by NateO
	Traditional Ham Sandwich ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Is it unreasonable for be to expect at the very least a scraping of butter or margarine in what is advertised as a 'Traditional Ham Sandwich'? I've just purchased one of these so-called 'Traditional' sandwiches for the sandwich lady and upon discovering that it consisted of bread and er.. ham and n...	ddvmor	43	1301	Jul 8, 2004 by NateO
	I kind of feel bad for this guy ( 1 2 3 ) (Preview) I was going through the ads on craigslist just to catch up with whats going on in the area, and I found this. I kind of feel bad for the guy cuz I don't think what he's looking for is even physically possible.	Andromeda	67	1936	Jul 8, 2004 by ddvmor
	Will this rival one of Nate's? (Preview) This guy is eating at an exclusive eatery when the waiter comes up to his table and asks if everything is okay. The man replies "Yes," but during the conversation drops his spoon on the floor. The waiter immediately pulls a spoon out of his shirt pocket. The man asks, "Why do you carry a spoon in your pocke...	Susan	4	408	Jul 7, 2004 by NateO
	The New Banner Poll (Preview) Vote for your favourite banner!	ddvmor	8	484	Jul 7, 2004 by Susan
	Vigil for the King!!!!! ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Dearest All I invite you to post message of good wishes to our beloved JD King as he is struggling through life whilst afflicted with mortal illness at the moment - DD I hope you get over your cold shortly and look forward to a progress report from you when you have the strength <- more of a...	JonnyStead	33	1209	Jul 7, 2004 by ddvmor
	A very sad day indeed (Preview) Just not cool	Andromeda	18	579	Jul 7, 2004 by Susan
	Prawn Cocktail Crisps (Preview) Mr S - may I say thank you very much for the crisps you brought over on Saturday - do you want any of them back? I am currently muching on a packet of prawn cocktail flavoured crisps. For some reason when I'm ill only prawn cocktail crisps or roast beef monstermunch will do. You have b...	VicM	7	447	Jul 7, 2004 by ddvmor
	asp.net (Preview) anyone know anything about it?	bonniepirateanne	15	583	Jul 6, 2004 by NateO
	Did you know... (Preview) that jammie dodgers have... an unofficial appreciation page? a softball team?	Andromeda	2	507	Jul 6, 2004 by ddvmor
	Thunder bolts and lightning (Preview) Very very frightning! We got fork lightning and everything! Noisy thunder and loads of rain! Just as well im getting a lift up to the house today after work or i would get soaked	Joe	23	580	Jul 6, 2004 by NateO
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