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ddvmor


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Is it unreasonable for be to expect at the very least a scraping of butter or margarine in what is advertised as a 'Traditional Ham Sandwich'?


I've just purchased one of these so-called 'Traditional' sandwiches for the sandwich lady and upon discovering that it consisted of bread and er.. ham and nothing else, took it back to have a moan telling her that it was not, as she had labelled it a 'Traditional Ham Sandwich' but rather a bit of ham between two slices of dry bread, which in my book is anthing but 'Traditional' when it comes to sandwiches (and also not very nice).


I think she was a little wary of me, because I took a 'Bacon Lettuce and Tomato' sandwich back last week which contained more mayonnaise than any other ingredient.  It was the only sandwich which did not mention mayo on the packet and I don't like mayonnaise!  Disliking mayonnaise is apparently unreasonable as well, as all sandwiches are made with mayo (except the 'Traditional Ham' ones, obviously).


I think I may have been uneccesarily narky because I have a cold and I'm in a bad mood, but I don't think I'm unreasonable for complaining about misrepresented goods...


Hmph.


 


 


(Ok.  It's out of my system now.)



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Anything else you need to get off your chest?

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A definition of a 'Traditional Ham Sandwich':


pertaining to time-honored orthodox doctrines of inserting or squeezing an unskilled actor who overacts tightly between two people or objects


No mention of any bu''er here DD



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JonnyStead


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DD you are quite right and right to complain - stick it to em till it hurts -


You're the customer - you gave them your hard earned money and frankly it sounds to me like they are talking nads -


I re-stated my continually low opinion of the staff restaurant to the manager today due to no Nan bread being available for my chicken kurma and when one finally did turn up it was 4x4 inches and looked like a buiscuit. Its not on and I aint having it - simple as that........ numpties....



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Numpties.  Yeah! 

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Not wishing to show my ignorance and niaivity (again) I just looked up 'numpties'.  All I can say is...



clapclapclap



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Hmmm, not too crazy about buttered sandwiches, unless it's on the outside prior to hitting the frying pan.

For me, a proper Ham sandwich includes Ham, light mayo and a few slices of processed cheese on wheat bread (lettuce is optional).



Now I'm hungry!! Grilled Ham & Cheese it is.

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  "(Ok.  It's out of my system now.)"

 


er.. i don't think we needed to know about that darren



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ddvmor


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Everyone poos, Katie.  Even Kings.  Fact of life!

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See:




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I was looking up the word Numpty to make sure I was using it correctly and came across these!


http://www.sinfulshirts.com/all.php


 


I didnt make up - but the kittens one is funny!



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That's sooooo bad!  He he he!  



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I found more funny shirts that i liked here



Hehe sacrelicious

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Badger Witness Shirt


he he he.... badger...  he he he...



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"Hmmm, not too crazy about buttered sandwiches, unless it's on the outside prior to hitting the frying pan. For me, a proper Ham sandwich includes Ham, light mayo and a few slices of processed cheese on wheat bread (lettuce is optional). Now I'm hungry!! Grilled Ham & Cheese it is."

Processed cheese??? I'm sure you meant to type mature cheddar. 


Butter is good for you - we don't have light anything in our house - remove the natural fats and sugars from things and you have all kinds of dodgyness - I really worry about what they put in these things instead.


Danish butter on my sarnies please. 


The perfect ham sandwich has bread, butter and HAM.


However, the perfect ham and cheese sandwich should have bread, butter, ham and mature cheddar cheese.



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Mature cheddar? Erm, no, far too potent for both:

1) Breakfast whilst hung over
2) Traditional ham sandwich

Good for crackers and polish on a Sunday afternoon though!

Don't get me wrong, I love butter. Anyone's who has seen me eat mashed potatoes or cook up a Kraft Dinner Casserole can attest this!

I just don't like butter on my sandwiches. Speaking of sandwiches, I'm having a Chipotle Steak & Provolone Cheese Hoagie with caramelized unions right now.

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mayo

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ddvmor


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yuk.  I dislike mayo quite intensely.  Whilst I don't think that mayo on sandwiches should be banned - obviously there are people that like the stuff - but it would be nice to see one or two sandwichest in any given selection with NO BLOODY MAYO!!!!

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i like it

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i just had a ham and cheese roll with butter....

And MAYO!!

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Gotta like Mayo - heart attack in a jar.......

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i had a tuna and mayo sarnie


a bit too much tuna and a bit too little mayo to be honest



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Mayo is fine as an accompaniment - it's very good with tuna.  Butter should be the spread though.

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When I said Light Mayo, I didn't mean diet Mayo or Miracle ****. I meant, ‘light on the Mayo,’ as in cover the bread, don't drown it!

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Ahh - I see - I'll let you off then!!


 



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Diet Mayo is a bit pointless innit - glad you use the full fat "Full on" mayo Nate - My illusions of you have not been shattered after all -


You are indeed a "Full leaded" American dude!



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I'm definitely going for the full effect Stead Man!

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I think it is fair to say that you are "In effect - In da house" - Rockin a (Shall we say) fat one?

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Rockin a (Shall we say) fat one?

Don't know about that one Stead man, not really my bag dude.

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