The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Mr S - may I say thank you very much for the crisps you brought over on Saturday - do you want any of them back?
I am currently muching on a packet of prawn cocktail flavoured crisps. For some reason when I'm ill only prawn cocktail crisps or roast beef monstermunch will do. You have been my snack time saviour today!!
How could I want them back after you cooked such a delicious pasta Bol on Saturday! - indeed they are yours to keep forever and to do with what you will!
Enjoy - and feel better!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
