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Andromeda


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I kind of feel bad for this guy
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I was going through the ads on craigslist just to catch up with whats going on in the area, and I found this. I kind of feel bad for the guy cuz I don't think what he's looking for is even physically possible.

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There's nothing like keeping your options open is there!

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I don't think you're quite his type, And....

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Geesh.  I'm not holding out much hope for the poor guy - he is advertising in the US after all.

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Now thats what i call wisful thinking!

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Why?  Is the only girl in the US that fits the description already your girl???

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I wish! 


Unfortunately im still young, free and desperate


 



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Dude.  Never admit that you're desperate...

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See thats my problem, im too honest for my own good, and caring, GSOH, enjoys long walks and nites in



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"See thats my problem, im too honest for my own good, and caring, GSOH, enjoys long walks and nites in "



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Erm?  He wants to marry someone who's not interested in boyfriends?


Personally I prefer a guy with better logic & grammar, but I doubt he'd be too upset about that as I fail on over 20 of his criteria!



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What, like being a real person and enjoying life (and steaks)?

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"He wants to marry someone who's not interested in boyfriends" - if only Vic had done that.........


Ooops sorry Ol' King of mine - just kiddin



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  Young people today.  They just have no respect.

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If Stead's 'young' that must mean 'I'm young plus 1'.  Yippee! You made my day. 


 


Well, my morning anyway.



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I think this guy is really gonna struggle!


Obviously I fulfill everything (except for already being married and the odd secret midnight medium rare fillet steak).


I guess I'd have to take my earrings and my belly ring out though?


Oh and I have pets, and drink a little, and I work, and I dye my hair and I wear make-up sometimes AND I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH.



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Hmmm - you may not fulfill the criteria! -


 


Sue - Young plus 1? is that strictly true?



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I think so.  If young means 2('of drinking age') - (2x2) 

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Hmmm, a vegan, non smoker, booze hound? Odd combo, although I do know two animals like this.

They want a celibate pen pal? Weirdo!

Craig's list. Never hit it, my buddy ended up on a date with a horses arse from using this. His own fault, she offered to send him a pick. Guy's got cahones!

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Andromeda


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Yeah I'd never date someone off of craigslist... that prospect kind of frightens me a bit.. why more than match.com? I don't know. Maybe the theory that if you can't even spend the time or money to write up a decent profile somewhere, I don't think we need to speak



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"Hmmm, a vegan, non smoker, booze hound?

Figured that was just this guy's bad grammar & he meant a non-drinker.


-signed: the boards resident veggie, non-smoking booze hound



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Figured that was just this guy's bad grammar & he meant a non-drinker.

Probably right, based on "& may be marriage"... I was taking him literally.


-signed: the boards resident veggie, non-smoking booze hound

Hmmm, so you might be close on a few of these eh Shazzy?

Wonder why, if they want a pen pal, that relocation is desireable? This person is anal retentive about post markings?

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sha76jam


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Hmmm, so you might be close on a few of these eh Shazzy?

Well yes, I'm also female & dressed, too wimpy for tatoos, piercing or surgery (though to be honest the last 2 don't appeal), nowt wrong with my family & I'm 5'7".  Hey, must be at least 5% on my way to his ideal woman!


That may be all, although I' a tad confused by "fair haired/red, green, blue"?  He wants a blonde chameleon?



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You never got your ears pierced then Shaz?

I got one of mine done twice, a long time ago, it seemed like a good idea at the time...

Sounds like you're on the tall side for this dude, while still in the game. Does blue hair count as fair? Or is he talking about skin tone?

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