The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Living with a mate from back home, he has moved in and im in the process of moving in.
As it is two blokes in this house - we have three bedrooms so the smallest is the computer room
We've also got ps2, gamecube, dvd player, video, largish (21") tv, foreman grill (it rox ), coffemaker (on a timer) two hi-fi jobbies, my pc and his laptop(no internet yet but we are working on that) and we havent finished buying yet - we have only been in the house for 2 days
Im afraid what migh happen if i do tip-ex my name onto it and then some kinda toxic fumes come off it every time it heats up - its one of the ones with the bun heater on the top.
Oh i forgot to mention that i also bought an iron, an ironing board and a kettle as well as new utensils, pots and pans and a kick a** wok
just have to get a multiple scart lead switcher cuz my tv only has one scart socket and it will be a pain in the butt changing it all the time -pure laziness, although i cant seem to find one with a remote control
Thats where a lot of the stuff came from - well the kettle, coffee machine, pots and pans oh, and a coffee table (for a foot rest) and a chair for the computer room. Although in fairness some of the things had to be chosen again cuz they were outta stock
Got the PS2 in game though - well my mate did and i was gonna put the points on my game card, only when i checked the receipt i noticed that it already had a loyalty card number on it - the cheeky little sh1tes had put it on their own card!! Basserds
), coffemaker (on a timer) two hi-fi jobbies, my pc and his laptop(no internet yet but we are working on that) and we havent finished buying yet - we have only been in the house for 2 days 
