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ddvmor


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You will hae noticed the new banner at the top.  That was a five minute job, so its a bit kack.  I challenge y'all to come up with the perfect design for the banner and post it right here.  Then we can all vote for the best one.


By the way, can someone tell me how to centre the damn thing?  My HTML skills only go so far!



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Half of the battle is to spell the word in English (vs. French). Tag time:

< center >Image Tag < /center >

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My graphic skills are sh*t.

I'm bringing in 'the Swede' for this one. The immigrant who designed the 'Nathan Oliver's Beer Scooter' campaign.

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ddvmor


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Just like UA posting, then!  Easy peasy.  ya learn something every day!

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Darren, got a high quality shot of the biscuit? Preferably the non-rotating variety?

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Here's one:





But it looks green!

I'll keep looking!

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Here you go:




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Thanks Vic!

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ddvmor


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Hey!  That's mine!

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bonniepirateanne


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ok here's my first offering (and i reserve the right to enter as many times as i get bored of working):




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ddvmor


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Nice.  Is that supposed to be me?  I have a stupid goatee, you know. And I don't dress nearly that well.  (If I'm a king, don't I get some sort of furry cape?)

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do you wear a cape normally? see i'm just trying to sort out the not-you bits and the you-bits - if you dont dress posh, but you do wear a cape then fine.. but if you don't often wear a cape then you can deal with being dressed posh - and for the sake of the banner, i'd appreciate it if you shaved

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ddvmor


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Nope.  Ain't gonna shave.  Not until the day after me Ma stops telling me to (which will be shortly after the end of the world, I'd imagine)!

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Susan


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Quite right too.  You know it's cool & that's all that matters.  Never you mind the petty jibes and name-calling.  It's all just jealousy from those who can't grow such an impressive facial bush.



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Susan


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I just can't get it to appear.  Photobucket won't do it properly.



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ddvmor


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There.  Fixed it for you.



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Sue that one is top banana!

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Mr S you are toooooo kind.


I still can't see it though! Never mind, I know what it looks like.



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ddvmor


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Strange, that.  Something to do with your set-up perhaps, if everyone else can see it.


Obviously I cannot express a preference on the Banner issue as that would be unfair, but I will sneakily say that yours was definitely in the top 3 entries so far!!!



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Thank D, I think.

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I can see this one!



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Me too! Well done ladies!

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What's the closing date oh Master of all He purveys?

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ddvmor


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Dunno.  I haven't put in a serious entry yet - let's say a week or so - you can enter as many times as you like.  If you're good, I'll rotate the banners a bit so you can get your 15 minutes whether you win or not!

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JonnyStead


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You'll have to go some mate (though I do have faith in ya) Suey's will take some beating!

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I feel obliged to point out at this point that it ain't animated!

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Susan


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"You'll have to go some mate (though I do have faith in ya) Suey's will take some beating!"

Aww Honeybunny, that's so sweet.  Thank you.


(I can't do animated on my pc at home - bummer)



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quote:
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" feel obliged to point out at this point that it ain't animated!

Was this part of the deal? I seemed to have missed it.

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If mine HAD to be animated it would have spinning dodgers in both o's.  Class Act, eh?

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