The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Please let me reassure our ex-colonial friends that their spelling of the words Color and favorite and any other word that has been simplified to save time on Sesame street is quite legitimate. They are free to spell words however they like, it doesnt matter how silly people think they are.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
They do live in the Land Of The Free. And that applies to spelling as well. We let them win the War of Independence so that they were free to spell stuff wrong, drive on the wrong side of the road and so on. It was sort of like giving up on a problem child, you know...
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