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NateO


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Speaking of uncertainty and dietary goods, wtf's up with this:



If you're into eating spam, wouldn't you want the full effect?

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Now I'm scared....

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Today for lunch, my boss bought me a traditional ham sandwhich.

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What was in it?

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The following:
For me, a proper Ham sandwich includes Ham, light mayo and a few slices of processed cheese on wheat bread (lettuce is optional).

With lettuce.

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Not a traditional one then?

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Not according to your sandwich lady, but that's neither her nor there.

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NateO


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Erm, here.

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I wasn't gonna say anything.  Thought it was just another odd American spelling.

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Nope, simply more mastery of the typo on full display for all to enjoy.

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Well slap it between two slices of bread and misname it a sandwich!

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I want to release Spam FREE Spam - now that would be cool -

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...and light!

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Well slap it between two slices of bread and misname it a sandwich!

Done! Turd Burglar Sandwich it is.

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