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Science is MURDER!!!
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Clam claims oldest animal recordA clam that lived on the seabed in the frigid waters off Iceland's north coast has been hailed as the longest-lived animal ever discovered.
The mollusc, which is thought to have lurked benea...
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The JDK's Clown Shoes Rant
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What is it with clown shoes?
My work shoes have finally kicked the bucket - they're falling apart insiode and so reluctantly, I had to go shoe shopping this evening after work.
It seems that the shoe shop moguls have conspired to require me to purchase enormously long pointy shoes. Every shoe shop...
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Whinging about whingers
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Now, before I start, I do realise the irony that by making this post I am almost guilty of the very thing that annoys me, but I'll just have to live with that. In my defence, at least I'm aware of what I'm doing. Also, it will take you mere seconds to read this, and you can choose stop at any point. Right, n...
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A post
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Become a Durex Condom Tester and win $1000
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How Does it Feel to Die
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I've just read a very macabre article in New Scientist regarding the different ways to die, and what they probably feel like. The article covered the different modes of death as I've listed in the poll above. So which would it be if given the choice? -- Edited by Catfish at 19:35, 2007-10-21
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Stead - I need you!
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And your cross-bow! There are 3 targets, who were setting off fireworks on the beach, within feet of me, Shadow & my car. They can be tracked down by the firework damage on their car (may as well put a bolt through that too, while yo're at it). Sadly they failed to make the Darwin Awards when they l...
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Queuing Etiquette
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So, you've been up to the canteen to get a cup of tea. On returning to your desk, you discover that you've been given earl grey (with milk) instead of normal PG tips Breakfast tea. So you make your way back to the canteen to find a significant queue.
Do you wait in the queue until your turn comes round agai...
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Ipod protection
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The ultimate protection for your iPod. Make it absolutely theft proof! Hide it in a Zune!
Introducing Hide-a-Pod
You love your iPod. Its a great product. You take it everywhere and you...
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How to ruin your reputation...
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This is Nobel Prize winner James Watson digging himself a nice deep hole:
James Watson said:"I am inherently gloomy about the prospect of Africa all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the...
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The JDK and the Technicolour Yawn
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Dear Board members I am sad to announce that our beloved leader is poorly today - Yes indeed I have just spoken with his highness and he has told me that he has been hurling, praying at the porcelain alter, shouting RALPH down the great white telephone, painting with a technicolour yawn etc all night and...
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A Yank gotta ask....
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.....what in the hell is a Jammie Dodger? Is it something you eat while swilling the Earl Grey with the pinkie out? Or, something found being flunged across a skeet range?
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Feeding the poor
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Grrrr. Why is it that any time people wish to spend charity money someone has to have a go about how it could've been better spent? Some guy's doing a polar expidition - "How many families could the money for that support?" They want to erect a statue in memory of Yeltsin - "Give the mone...
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Blowing a cat!
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Sorry about the title, but you know what they say - sex sells! Even if it is oral besiality! Which this isn't, I should add.
This is a video of a guy making a glass cat (GLASS blowing a cat, see?)... Very cool... not least because of the sheer speed with wh...
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Movies Wot I Saw
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So me 'n Catfish and Stead went to see Spiderman 3 on Friday. What a disappointment. After setting the bar so high on the previous two movies, you'd think that having the same team on board for the third installment would have ensured a similarly fantastic movie. Not the case apparently. Instead we wer...
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Heh. Look at this - it's a cracker!
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TV programmes wot I saw
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I wonder if this'll have the same longevity that the movies thread does?
There's lots n' lots of great telly out there! But I've most recently come across Hustle, a show by the BBC about a bunch of London based con-men starring Marc Warren and Adr...
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Oh, the horror...
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Didn't sleep well last night. Or the night before. And now it's Monday morning. Aaaaargh!
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