The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
.....what in the hell is a Jammie Dodger? Is it something you eat while swilling the Earl Grey with the pinkie out? Or, something found being flunged across a skeet range?
I believe you'll find them pictured above, LV...I'm told they're tasty and have no nutritional value whatsoever...Which means I'm not allowed anywhere near them......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
Oh crap, been a while since I've been called upon in this role, I may be a bit rusty! Anyway, here goes:
A Jammie Dodger is a biscuit (that's a British biscuit, not what you Americans call biscuits) comprising of two shortbread rounds, sandwiched together with a yummy raspberry flavoured plum jam. It should be noted that the top layer has a splat shaped (originally heart shaped) hole, revealing a glimpse of the jammy goodness beneath.
Oh, nothing special...Just what you'd expect of a 60 year old man that was always "too busy" to watch out for his own health, diabetes, high cholestrol, arthritis and a stent installed in an artery near my heart (I'm on blood thinners the rest of my life for that one)...
Other than that, I'm fine......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
Jammie Dodgers are yum. You can get them in the states... go to your stupidmarket (supermarket) and look for the "international aisle". Sometimes you can find them there.
Oh, nothing special...Just what you'd expect of a 60 year old man that was always "too busy" to watch out for his own health, diabetes, high cholestrol, arthritis and a stent installed in an artery near my heart (I'm on blood thinners the rest of my life for that one)...
Other than that, I'm fine......Ben
Blimey you're like the $6,000,000 man!
Bringing the cholestrol down, even now should be do-able no?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson