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ddvmor · ddvmor

According to a survey that our insurance guys did recently: JDK's Insurance Guys Wrote: The survey found the average kid's bedroom is worth £1,720 - up seven per cent from 2006 - and some are the best equipped room in the house. One in 10 bedrooms is filled with more than £3,000 worth of goodies...Wh...

ddvmor · ddvmor

I'm absolutely convinced that our microwave is equipped with a handle detector. Whenever I put a jug,mug or other receptacle with a handle into the microwave, without fail at the end of the programme, it ends up with the handle pointing towards the back of the microwave, meaning I have to grope around...

ddvmor · ddvmor

I had a minor incident in the supermarket today. I had to pop in there on my way to Stead's house to grab some bits and pieces for lunch. As I was walking down the (rather busy) bread aisle, searching for some tasty baps I felt movement in my jeans. A strange shifting, if you like. I knew I hadn't soiled mys...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Mr Truckman's having problems posting. Apparenbtly he can't reply or quote. His PMs seem to be working though. Is anyone else hving problems? If so, send me a PM or an e-mail and I'll... um... read them. Hopefully it'll right itself in a day or so.

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

So the JDK (or Enormo as I've taken to calling him) is away on a conference today, possible with Susan - before letting it all hang out (sorry if you were eating) at the Christmas do tonight! With that in mind, and considering that he confided in me that he was dreading it all, we should at least have him in o...

HaloBurn · HaloBurn

Is the Wii any good - seems like this is the only console I'd be able to get so let me know if it's worth it? Opinions?

ddvmor · ddvmor

One of the most amazingly cool things I've ver seen. Watch out for th bit where the ferret uses his awesome powers of inbvisibility to fool the cat! My cats used to do this all the time. With each other though, not with ferrets. They'd oft...

ddvmor · ddvmor

He's got another ropey commercial out there!

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

Well my boss emailed me today to make sure I had booked in a meeting to review my performance over the last year - I mean really, how long can it possibly take to say "You are so fab its amazing, I mean you clearly operate at above your pay grade and I know I can rely on you to deliver - thanks again for anot...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Way way back in the misty mists of time, there was an awesomely awesome poll on the Jammie Dodger Bored Board. We picked a song. A really strange one. We forced Stead to record it. And th...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Happy thanksgiving, American Dudes and Dudettes!

ddvmor · ddvmor

I'm about to have a surprise fire drill. Not much of a surprise then... Any second now...

Batman O'Leary · Batman O'Leary

Has anyone tried this? Someone in here bought some at lunchtime and Im tempted to get a bottle on the way home. I think it was about £6 for a 50cl bottle, 15% abv, looks quite nice, but there's something about it I just dont trust. -- Edited by Batman O'Leary at 14:55, 2007-11-13

sha76jam · sha76jam

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=76136&in_page_id=34

ddvmor · ddvmor

Nope. Not even slightly. Hollywood takes action hero Jesus to IndiaHollywood is to fill in the Bible's "missing years" with a story about Jesus as a wandering mystic who travelled across India, living in...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Heh heh heh... Ministers under fire over records The government's "basic competence" has been questioned by the Tories after the loss in the post of computer discs with 25m people's personal details on them. Th...

ddvmor · ddvmor

"On the advice of an astrologer and others, he decided to marry a bitch to get cured. Then we arranged Selvakumar's marriage with a bitch." heh heh heh... Strangely, in context it's even odder... [url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7093422.stm]Man

Batman O'Leary · Batman O'Leary

I have a .pps file showing some choice graffiti, worth a look. Ive not attached it cos there are some bad words in it (obviously, its graffitti!) but let me know if anyone wants it.

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	Bedrooms (Preview) According to a survey that our insurance guys did recently: JDK's Insurance Guys Wrote: The survey found the average kid's bedroom is worth £1,720 - up seven per cent from 2006 - and some are the best equipped room in the house. One in 10 bedrooms is filled with more than £3,000 worth of goodies...Wh...	ddvmor	5	254	Dec 6, 2007 by ddvmor
	Microwave Jug Handle Detector Circuit (Preview) I'm absolutely convinced that our microwave is equipped with a handle detector. Whenever I put a jug,mug or other receptacle with a handle into the microwave, without fail at the end of the programme, it ends up with the handle pointing towards the back of the microwave, meaning I have to grope around...	ddvmor	5	279	Dec 6, 2007 by JonnyStead
	A funny thing happened in the supermarket... (Preview) I had a minor incident in the supermarket today. I had to pop in there on my way to Stead's house to grab some bits and pieces for lunch. As I was walking down the (rather busy) bread aisle, searching for some tasty baps I felt movement in my jeans. A strange shifting, if you like. I knew I hadn't soiled mys...	ddvmor	8	266	Dec 3, 2007 by Aodan
	Posting Problems (Preview) Mr Truckman's having problems posting. Apparenbtly he can't reply or quote. His PMs seem to be working though. Is anyone else hving problems? If so, send me a PM or an e-mail and I'll... um... read them. Hopefully it'll right itself in a day or so.	ddvmor	4	256	Dec 3, 2007 by Susan
	JDK AWAY!!!! (Preview) So the JDK (or Enormo as I've taken to calling him) is away on a conference today, possible with Susan - before letting it all hang out (sorry if you were eating) at the Christmas do tonight! With that in mind, and considering that he confided in me that he was dreading it all, we should at least have him in o...	JonnyStead	10	313	Dec 1, 2007 by Truckman
	Wii ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Is the Wii any good - seems like this is the only console I'd be able to get so let me know if it's worth it? Opinions?	HaloBurn	31	681	Dec 1, 2007 by JonnyStead
	Cat vs Ferret (Preview) One of the most amazingly cool things I've ver seen. Watch out for th bit where the ferret uses his awesome powers of inbvisibility to fool the cat! My cats used to do this all the time. With each other though, not with ferrets. They'd oft...	ddvmor	2	261	Nov 30, 2007 by Aodan
	There's no such thing as too much Mr T (Preview) He's got another ropey commercial out there!	ddvmor	11	319	Nov 28, 2007 by JonnyStead
	End of year reviews (Preview) Well my boss emailed me today to make sure I had booked in a meeting to review my performance over the last year - I mean really, how long can it possibly take to say "You are so fab its amazing, I mean you clearly operate at above your pay grade and I know I can rely on you to deliver - thanks again for anot...	JonnyStead	3	265	Nov 28, 2007 by JonnyStead
	Remember this...? (Preview) Way way back in the misty mists of time, there was an awesomely awesome poll on the Jammie Dodger Bored Board. We picked a song. A really strange one. We forced Stead to record it. And th...	ddvmor	8	257	Nov 23, 2007 by ddvmor
	Thanksgiving (Preview) Happy thanksgiving, American Dudes and Dudettes!	ddvmor	3	231	Nov 23, 2007 by Aodan
	Fire alarm (Preview) I'm about to have a surprise fire drill. Not much of a surprise then... Any second now...	ddvmor	4	235	Nov 22, 2007 by Susan
	Chocolate flavoured wine (Preview) Has anyone tried this? Someone in here bought some at lunchtime and Im tempted to get a bottle on the way home. I think it was about £6 for a 50cl bottle, 15% abv, looks quite nice, but there's something about it I just dont trust. -- Edited by Batman O'Leary at 14:55, 2007-11-13	Batman O'Leary	15	322	Nov 21, 2007 by Catfish
	Crossbow time! (Preview) http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=76136&in_page_id=34	sha76jam	7	257	Nov 21, 2007 by Susan
	This won't be controversial at all! (Preview) Nope. Not even slightly. Hollywood takes action hero Jesus to IndiaHollywood is to fill in the Bible's "missing years" with a story about Jesus as a wandering mystic who travelled across India, living in...	ddvmor	4	263	Nov 21, 2007 by HaloBurn
	HMRC loses a shedload of data! (Preview) Heh heh heh... Ministers under fire over records The government's "basic competence" has been questioned by the Tories after the loss in the post of computer discs with 25m people's personal details on them. Th...	ddvmor	2	248	Nov 21, 2007 by Susan
	My favourite quote of the day! (Preview) "On the advice of an astrologer and others, he decided to marry a bitch to get cured. Then we arranged Selvakumar's marriage with a bitch." heh heh heh... Strangely, in context it's even odder... [url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7093422.stm]Man	ddvmor	6	415	Nov 19, 2007 by ddvmor
	Graffitti (Preview) I have a .pps file showing some choice graffiti, worth a look. Ive not attached it cos there are some bad words in it (obviously, its graffitti!) but let me know if anyone wants it.	Batman O'Leary	7	246	Nov 19, 2007 by JonnyStead
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