The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
£4.4 million a year between 2000 people sounded really high, but it only amount to £2200 each. That's still £2200 more than I wanna pay people to be fat. Comes down to £183.00 per month which is, give or take, about what I pay for food for 2 people. So we're paying them enough to feed 2 people? We should instantly halve it! Basserds.
Shaz... this quote: "Could they not just have all their bills paid & get the rest in vegetables?" can be added to my list of 'favourite quotes in the other thread... only I can't be arsed to go over there. But it is!
What? Stead willing to enter marriage without sex? Or having a girlfriend with a bigger ego than his? Either way I'm at a loss for words. I thought I knew the guy...