The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Before I answer, I'd like to know if the toilet pictured under the lady's conveyance is:
A. Where it is strictly by coincidence? B. Something she was trying to get to for personal use? C. Something she had just used and was riding away from?
Get back to us on that if you would......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
The blokely on the left appears to be an ambulance man, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he's actually being more useful than he looks. The bloke on the right could be chatting to her while the wait for the fire service to come & get her out. so, I think there is a possibility that neither are merely watching. The photographer really has no excuse.
(But she doesn't look in pain & it is kind of funny, so I'm going to laugh now!)