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This won't be controversial at all!


Nope. Not even slightly.

Hollywood takes action hero Jesus to IndiaHollywood is to fill in the Bible's "missing years" with a story about Jesus as a wandering mystic who travelled across India, living in Buddhist monasteries and speaking out against the iniquities of the country's caste system.
Film producers have delved deep into revisionist scholarship to piece together what they say was Jesus's life between the ages of 13 and 30, a period untouched by the recognised gospels.

The result is the Aquarian Gospel, a $20m movie, which portrays Jesus as a holy man and teacher inspired by a myriad of eastern religions in India. The Aquarian Gospel takes its name from a century-old book that examined Christianity's eastern roots and is in its 53rd reprint.
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The film, which is due for release in 2009, sets out to be a fantasy action adventure account of Jesus's life with the three wise men as his mentors. Although the producers say the film will feature a "young and beautiful" princess, it is not clear whether Jesus is to have a love interest.
Yeah. Action hero Jesus. 'And yea, I say unto you, Yippie Kai Ay oh, lovers of the mother!'

For $20m, it ain't exactly gonna be a big deal... nod.gif

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Time to take sides

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But what colour lycra costume will he wear underneath his loin cloth?



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I'm guessing that this movie will be on a par with:



-- Edited by ddvmor at 13:59, 2007-11-21

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wonder if it will be based on this book here lol @ jesus the vampire hunter! And if I could add one of my favorite quotes:

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!

- Homer Simpson

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