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Mitchell · Mitchell

Come on people, where are you? It's 7:27am GMT [rant] Wouldn't it be really cool if this board remembered which user had looked at posts instead of which computer you were logged on at when you look at posts. Reason being, last night when I was on JDBB I had looked at all the posts, so all I could...

VicM · VicM

...is great. I'm listening to his 1st symphony at the moment - coo-ell. I recommend Finlandia to any Sibelius new-comers - you'll recognise it. Go on - give it a go - let me know what you think!

ddvmor · ddvmor

We have this database called focus. It's sits on a reall really slow crappy server and it's really badly designed and has too many users. On of these users, who sits opposite me has the very annoying habit of singing "Come On Focus" every time it goes a bit slow. Which is a lot. I've coun...

ddvmor · ddvmor

A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both." Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm? A: A tattoo. Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo. Q: W...

ddvmor · ddvmor

One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know." The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poo...

Mitchell · Mitchell

I would like to congratulate myself for reaching this milestone of 248 posts!.... I love you guys!!

Mitchell · Mitchell

Where is everyone!!?!?

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

so i bought a boost chocolate bar the other day to include in my luggage for one of my very favourite american friends who happens to like them a lot (this is to go along with the £20 worth of other cadbury's chocolate i shall be bringing) the thing is - i want to eat it what should i do?

Susan · Susan

Am I the Queen or what?

ddvmor · ddvmor

...that despite her expatria state, it would seem that Katie has left her computer switched on - I know this cos she shows up as 'online' in my instant messenger window. Katie. Rush home and turn it off now. You'll cause brownouts in Belfast because of the wasted electricity!

ddvmor · ddvmor

I've started loads of new threads. Hehe!

Mitchell · Mitchell

Raise your hand if you think that the news are making a big thing about this new virus!!! I mean, all it does is shut down your PC, and it is easy to block, or get rid of!! This is a typical thing when something threatens computers, the news people blow it all out of proportion. At least I...

Susan · Susan

Hey Ollie, I've just had an epiphany! I suddenly realised that if I didn't want my mouse tail to keep on fouling round interactive PC Barney's arm and infuriating me by having to pull my mouse free every minute or so, I could move Barney to the other side of the shelf. So I did. And it worked. My mou...

ddvmor · ddvmor

A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects some milk, some eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon. As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay, a man standing behind her in line watches her place the four items on the belt and states with assurance, "You must be single." The...

sha76jam · sha76jam

I'd just like to say that this is my 101st post & I would like to congratulate myself on this important milestone of uselessness, indicating as it does my contribution to the general insanity that is JDBB.

Mitchell · Mitchell

...on a bank holiday? Can't for the life of me remember, and don't want to go down town for nothing! Call me lazy or anyfing, but I aint doin it

NateO · NateO

I knew I was feeling damn sexy today. :thumbsup Daily Horoscope Sun Sign: Leo May 3, 2004 Today you are likely feeling great about yourself, dear Leo. And it is no mystery as to why. You are looking better than you have in months, and people are responding to you very favorably. Do...

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

where are you man?

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Ok, I'm HERE!!! (Preview) Come on people, where are you? It's 7:27am GMT [rant] Wouldn't it be really cool if this board remembered which user had looked at posts instead of which computer you were logged on at when you look at posts. Reason being, last night when I was on JDBB I had looked at all the posts, so all I could...	Mitchell	9	850	May 8, 2004 by Susan
	Sibelius.... (Preview) ...is great. I'm listening to his 1st symphony at the moment - coo-ell. I recommend Finlandia to any Sibelius new-comers - you'll recognise it. Go on - give it a go - let me know what you think!	VicM	6	918	May 8, 2004 by VicM
	"Come on Focus" (Preview) We have this database called focus. It's sits on a reall really slow crappy server and it's really badly designed and has too many users. On of these users, who sits opposite me has the very annoying habit of singing "Come On Focus" every time it goes a bit slow. Which is a lot. I've coun...	ddvmor	3	827	May 7, 2004 by ddvmor
	Musician Jokes (Preview) A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both." Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm? A: A tattoo. Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo. Q: W...	ddvmor	8	876	May 7, 2004 by ddvmor
	Cat Humour (Preview) One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know." The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poo...	ddvmor	3	796	May 7, 2004 by ddvmor
	My 248th Post (Preview) I would like to congratulate myself for reaching this milestone of 248 posts!.... I love you guys!!	Mitchell	20	966	May 7, 2004 by ddvmor
	Was it something I said? (Preview) Where is everyone!!?!?	Mitchell	20	916	May 7, 2004 by ddvmor
	boost ( 1 2 ) (Preview) so i bought a boost chocolate bar the other day to include in my luggage for one of my very favourite american friends who happens to like them a lot (this is to go along with the £20 worth of other cadbury's chocolate i shall be bringing) the thing is - i want to eat it what should i do?	bonniepirateanne	45	2203	May 7, 2004 by ddvmor
	I got my 700th Post (Preview) Am I the Queen or what?	Susan	9	949	May 7, 2004 by ddvmor
	Interesting to note... (Preview) ...that despite her expatria state, it would seem that Katie has left her computer switched on - I know this cos she shows up as 'online' in my instant messenger window. Katie. Rush home and turn it off now. You'll cause brownouts in Belfast because of the wasted electricity!	ddvmor	20	960	May 6, 2004 by Mitchell
	Look! (Preview) I've started loads of new threads. Hehe!	ddvmor	5	904	May 6, 2004 by Mitchell
	Computer Viruses (Preview) Raise your hand if you think that the news are making a big thing about this new virus!!! I mean, all it does is shut down your PC, and it is easy to block, or get rid of!! This is a typical thing when something threatens computers, the news people blow it all out of proportion. At least I...	Mitchell	26	918	May 6, 2004 by NateO
	An epiphany (Preview) Hey Ollie, I've just had an epiphany! I suddenly realised that if I didn't want my mouse tail to keep on fouling round interactive PC Barney's arm and infuriating me by having to pull my mouse free every minute or so, I could move Barney to the other side of the shelf. So I did. And it worked. My mou...	Susan	11	815	May 6, 2004 by Susan
	It's bad, I know... (Preview) A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects some milk, some eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon. As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay, a man standing behind her in line watches her place the four items on the belt and states with assurance, "You must be single." The...	ddvmor	2	782	May 5, 2004 by ddvmor
	My valuable contribution (Preview) I'd just like to say that this is my 101st post & I would like to congratulate myself on this important milestone of uselessness, indicating as it does my contribution to the general insanity that is JDBB.	sha76jam	4	885	May 5, 2004 by ddvmor
	Are Shops Open... ( 1 2 ) (Preview) ...on a bank holiday? Can't for the life of me remember, and don't want to go down town for nothing! Call me lazy or anyfing, but I aint doin it	Mitchell	47	2070	May 5, 2004 by ddvmor
	Written in the Stars (Preview) I knew I was feeling damn sexy today. :thumbsup Daily Horoscope Sun Sign: Leo May 3, 2004 Today you are likely feeling great about yourself, dear Leo. And it is no mystery as to why. You are looking better than you have in months, and people are responding to you very favorably. Do...	NateO	2	749	May 5, 2004 by ddvmor
	COME BACK MITCHELL (Preview) where are you man?	bonniepirateanne	29	1125	May 5, 2004 by ddvmor
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