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Susan....
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..Where are you....I wanted to say thanks for a great nite out, hope you enjoyed it 
I'm starting to fear the worst...you actually have work to do!!  come back soon 
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WEIRDNESS
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Weird things are happening. I can't post on the game, and now things that I looked at not less than 20 mins ago are showing as unread!
Bad board. Naughty board.
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VicM
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Cosmic 419er
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We had a newsletter round at work which made reference to this article: Cosmic 419er
Believe it or not, people actually fall for this stuff! 
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ddvmor
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Reasons for not payin the bills!
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These are genuine excuses offered by companies to debt collectors for not paying their bills on time - nice thinking on their feet here!
"The boss has died and the cheque book was in the suit we buried him in."
"I've just been diagnosed with agoraphobia - I can't go out to post the cheque."
"I chang...
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Ok, I'm HERE!!!
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Come on people, where are you? It's 7:27am GMT
[rant]
Wouldn't it be really cool if this board remembered which user had looked at posts instead of which computer you were logged on at when you look at posts. Reason being, last night when I was on JDBB I had looked at all the posts, so all I could...
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Mitchell
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Sibelius....
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...is great.
I'm listening to his 1st symphony at the moment - coo-ell.
I recommend Finlandia to any Sibelius new-comers - you'll recognise it. Go on - give it a go - let me know what you think!
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VicM
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"Come on Focus"
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We have this database called focus. It's sits on a reall really slow crappy server and it's really badly designed and has too many users.
On of these users, who sits opposite me has the very annoying habit of singing "Come On Focus" every time it goes a bit slow. Which is a lot.
I've coun...
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Musician Jokes
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A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both." Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm? A: A tattoo. Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo. Q: W...
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Cat Humour
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One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know."
The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poo...
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My 248th Post
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I would like to congratulate myself for reaching this milestone of 248 posts!.... I love you guys!!
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Was it something I said?
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Mitchell
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boost
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so i bought a boost chocolate bar the other day to include in my luggage for one of my very favourite american friends who happens to like them a lot (this is to go along with the £20 worth of other cadbury's chocolate i shall be bringing)
the thing is - i want to eat it
what should i do?
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I got my 700th Post
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Interesting to note...
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...that despite her expatria state, it would seem that Katie has left her computer switched on - I know this cos she shows up as 'online' in my instant messenger window.
Katie. Rush home and turn it off now. You'll cause brownouts in Belfast because of the wasted electricity!
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Look!
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I've started loads of new threads. Hehe!
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ddvmor
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Computer Viruses
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Raise your hand if you think that the news are making a big thing about this new virus!!! I mean, all it does is shut down your PC, and it is easy to block, or get rid of!! This is a typical thing when something threatens computers, the news people blow it all out of proportion. At least I...
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An epiphany
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Hey Ollie, I've just had an epiphany!
I suddenly realised that if I didn't want my mouse tail to keep on fouling round interactive PC Barney's arm and infuriating me by having to pull my mouse free every minute or so, I could move Barney to the other side of the shelf.
So I did.
And it worked.
My mou...
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It's bad, I know...
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A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects some milk, some eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon. As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay, a man standing behind her in line watches her place the four items on the belt and states with assurance, "You must be single." The...
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