The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'd just like to say that this is my 101st post & I would like to congratulate myself on this important milestone of uselessness, indicating as it does my contribution to the general insanity that is JDBB.
Congratulations. Your contribution to the Bored Board has been immeasurable (except by posts). In particular, you badger appreciation skills have been most valuable.
P.S. Were you waiting for me to log on before you posted? Sneaky!