The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I did wonder where you'd gone, my everything. How tedious for you. Still, it's all over now. On to happier things - shall we eat out tonight? My treat.
Yeah. I've been waiting for you to take me out for a curry for AGES.... and you go and pick Susan over me! I feel... unwanted . You really know how to let a guy down gently, Mitch.
I'll try to placate D with the humble offer of my company next week, he might be up for it. It's worth a try just to make him feel a little bit better about our date.
aww.. sweet, hey just thought of another song, "I'm so excited" I know that isn't what it's called, but that's the only bit I can remember since I can't hum the tune to you
Later, sweetness
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