The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Today you are likely feeling great about yourself, dear Leo. And it is no mystery as to why. You are looking better than you have in months, and people are responding to you very favorably. Don't be surprised if you get some admiring glances as you walk down the street. You can't help but draw attention to yourself. Your good feelings apply not only to yourself but also to those around you. Your loved ones, in particular, are especially near and dear to your heart right now.
