The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Raise your hand if you think that the news are making a big thing about this new virus!!! I mean, all it does is shut down your PC, and it is easy to block, or get rid of!! This is a typical thing when something threatens computers, the news people blow it all out of proportion. At least I think so anyway
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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?
Well, our E-Mail system is always going wrong so we're already used to not getting emails all the time (crappy bloody IT Dept in Leicester!!!)... would you believe, we don't even have our own server!!! crazy or what!!! we use a stupid virtual server over VPN to one of the programs we use all the time (not me thankfully) and it is slow as hell, for example, if your typing something in, the screen is at least 10 characters behind you.... sorry am I going on a bit here? second day back to work, and I'm a little stressed. I appologise
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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?
I hate it when IT goes wrong to. Not sure if I would be able to cope with slow characters. It's like a TV transmission when the sound is out of sync with the pictures. That really bugs me!
OK. Agreed. Now to figure out who is who. I have a preference for Stanley cos then I can wiggle a tie around and pout a lot. And you could be Ollie. I know he gets hit with the ladder and everything, but he is very good at saying "yeouch".
Can you do the flame from your thumb thingy as well , I don't mind being oli. don't forget the hitting my hand with the hammer! Hey, did you watch the one where they jumped in the car, drove off, and cut the car in half when they drove over the circular saw
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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?