The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I think that anyone under the 800 mark should be considered a Junior Assistant Trainee Jammie Dodgerer, whilst anyone above that mark should be... well the King!
(I reserve the right to change the goalposts at any time!)
Well I don't want to worry you unneccessarily, but the last time someone crossed the mighty Katie, they woke up to find their bedroom littered with man-traps, the water tank filled with acid and a bucket of water balanced on every door with a bare wire leading to the doorknob from the mains...