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My 248th Post


I would like to congratulate myself for reaching this milestone of 248 posts!.... I love you guys!!

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I am the Jammie King!




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Well done there, Mitch.  You should be rightly proud of youself for this...  staggering achievement.


Sincerest Regards,


Mr 853.



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Now you guys are just showing off!


 



 



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Hey, I think we should have threasholds,


0-20 JDBB Newbie,


21-50 JDBB Enthusiast,


51-100 JDBB Adict,


101-200 JDBB Expert,


201-500 JDBB Guru,


501-And Up JDBB Master


 


wodya think?



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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?


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I think that anyone under the 800 mark should be considered a Junior Assistant Trainee Jammie Dodgerer, whilst anyone above that mark should be...  well the King!


 


(I reserve the right to change the goalposts at any time!)



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Tickle me, Elmo!

I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!



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quote:

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"I would like to congratulate myself for reaching this milestone of 248 posts!.... I love you guys!!"

And we are enriched by having you here. Well done darling.

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And everyone of those posts has been most valuable, congratulations!


Unsure about the catergories though, that'd make me an expert, an expert in what???



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Why thankyou sweetie


 


JDBB Expert means you are well versed in the art of Jammie Eating, and are starting to develop your own skills...



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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?


Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree


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Well I do have more than one method of eating a JD and I can not only buy, but also make, other biscuits, so I gues that's fair!

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Kudos Mitch!


I like the categories Mitchell! Wasn't obsessed one of the more elite categories for frequent contributors?


 



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Nate, great Idea.  which threshold should we place


JDBB Obsession



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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?


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Well, me ol' muckers, Suey and Katie (the Queen), have reached such a level of, erm, enthusiasm and participation, so somewhere way out there.

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Nate, I can see you haven't been reading up on all the posts of late, so I will do the honourable thing and correct your unintentional error:


Susan is the NEW Queen, surpassing KT, so KT is now a mere Servant Girl to the new Queen



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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?


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My goodness!


Well done Suey!


Sorry 'bout that Katherine.



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You called Katie a servant girl?  That's a bit dangerous isn't it Mitch?

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I'm testing the water, and something tells me it could get a little hot

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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?


I am the Jammie King!




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Well I don't want to worry you unneccessarily, but the last time someone crossed the mighty Katie, they woke up to find their bedroom littered with man-traps, the water tank filled with acid and a bucket of water balanced on every door with a bare wire leading to the doorknob from the mains...


But I'm sure that won't happen to you...



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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?


I am the Jammie King!




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Honestly.  Don't worry about it.  Even if it does happen, it won't hurt much...

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Baaaaa.
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Not that you'd know about anyway!!

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Argh Snake.


I am the Jammie King!




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Yeah.  Dead people tend not to be too observant.

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