The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
We have a system called Pegasus Opera II which sits on a Remote Server (we don't have a local server, something I have yet to fathem) but it's soooo slow, I refuse to use it, I can't use it...it would drive me insane. We have a nick name for it though, instead of Pegasus, we call it Pega****
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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?