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I am the Jammie King!




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Date: May 7, 2004
"Come on Focus"


We have this database called focus.  It's sits on a reall really slow crappy server and it's really badly designed and has too many users.


On of these users, who sits opposite me has the very annoying habit of singing "Come On Focus" every time it goes a bit slow.  Which is a lot.


I've counted 23 times so far today.  I'm keeping a tally on a post-it note.


Grrr....



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I feel for you DD.


 


We have a system called Pegasus Opera II which sits on a Remote Server (we don't have a local server, something I have yet to fathem) but it's soooo slow, I refuse to use it, I can't use it...it would drive me insane.  We have a nick name for it though, instead of Pegasus, we call it Pega****



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Damn Censor:


 


P e g a s h i t



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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?


I am the Jammie King!




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Date: May 7, 2004

Niiiice.  Focus often gets pronounced as F***-ups!

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