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Interesting to note...


...that despite her expatria state, it would seem that Katie has left her computer switched on - I know this cos she shows up as 'online' in my instant messenger window.


Katie.  Rush home and turn it off now.  You'll cause brownouts in Belfast because of the wasted electricity!



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She has you fooled then!

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Easily done.  Don't you wink your turd at me, young lady!

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I'll wink my turd at who I like. Just cos you're King doesn't mean you can't get turded.

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Well you turd me off!

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That's a bit below the belt.

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I would hope so.  Cos a turd above the belt would be, like gross!  Ewwwwww...

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quote:

Originally posted by:

"Well you turd me off!"

You don't have to be so cruwel.

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Um..?



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Just cos you're jealous of Mitch choosing me over you doesn't mean you can be nasty to me. I'm still your friend.


"you turd me off" mutter, mumble, sniff, sob.  It may be true, but you don't need to declare it to the whole world. (Well those JDBB'ers reading anyway.)



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(Jumps in as a hero to save the day!!)


Leave Susan alone DD, king or no king, you shall feel my wrath...


 


Susan... Darling, are you ok?



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Oh there's an offer.  I don't think I've ever been asked to feel another man's wrath before.  Not sure how to take it...

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I'm not going to get drawn into this one DD I'm just going to leave it to your imagination

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(childish s****)

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Nope... not biting...

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Actually, that censored word was 's****'.  Nothing rude about it at all.


**** it censored it again!


s-n-i-g-g-e-r.


Obviously the guys that put the censoring script together decided to go ultra-politically-correct on it.  The N word is apprently unacceptable even if it's legitimately part of a longer word.


Does any one here find the word s n i g g e r offensive?



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It's fine by me

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Nah its fine by me also - but the word contained within it should be banned - as should the word salad.... nasty green stuff - someone referred to it as Garden the other day to me as in "Do you want some Garden with that?" and I found it very very funny...... hmmmm la la la


 



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Stead.  You said the 'S' word.  You should be ashamed of yourself!

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"(Jumps in as a hero to save the day!!) Leave Susan alone DD, king or no king, you shall feel my wrath...   Susan... Darling, are you ok? "

Thank you. Here's a man who knows what a woman needs.  No questioning whether I'm right or wrong, just supportive and caring.  <I think I'm in love...>

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