The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
...that despite her expatria state, it would seem that Katie has left her computer switched on - I know this cos she shows up as 'online' in my instant messenger window.
Katie. Rush home and turn it off now. You'll cause brownouts in Belfast because of the wasted electricity!
Just cos you're jealous of Mitch choosing me over you doesn't mean you can be nasty to me. I'm still your friend.
"you turd me off" mutter, mumble, sniff, sob. It may be true, but you don't need to declare it to the whole world. (Well those JDBB'ers reading anyway.)
Actually, that censored word was 's****'. Nothing rude about it at all.
**** it censored it again!
s-n-i-g-g-e-r.
Obviously the guys that put the censoring script together decided to go ultra-politically-correct on it. The N word is apprently unacceptable even if it's legitimately part of a longer word.
Does any one here find the word s n i g g e r offensive?
Nah its fine by me also - but the word contained within it should be banned - as should the word salad.... nasty green stuff - someone referred to it as Garden the other day to me as in "Do you want some Garden with that?" and I found it very very funny...... hmmmm la la la
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
quote: Originally posted by: "(Jumps in as a hero to save the day!!) Leave Susan alone DD, king or no king, you shall feel my wrath... Susan... Darling, are you ok? "
Thank you. Here's a man who knows what a woman needs. No questioning whether I'm right or wrong, just supportive and caring. <I think I'm in love...>