The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The 13th floor is actually the 14th floor. The 12th is the real 13th. I never go there. The discrepancy is due to the misnaming of the first floor as the 'Terrace'. This puts all of the floors above that out of synch.
So the REAL question is, which floor is the actual unlucky one? The 12th or the 13th?
Another Boost update from the 14th floor. Still not in receipt of either a Boost or my 45p. On chasing the Nohelpdesk AGAIN, I was told that it was in hand, but, in a snide aside (ooh, a rhyme) it was pointed out to me that most people don't insist on a refund. Sorry for the incovenience, Miss Facilities Nohelpdesk.
I know you will all be pleased to know that my Boost situation has now been satisfactorily resolved. I received 2 Boost bars - one to replace the one I didn't get and another as a compensation payment. I am content.