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I think....
(Preview)
....I'll go to the pub now. Cheers! 
Actually, it's more likely to be a coke, but there ya go!
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ddvmor
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26
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893
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The Official Katie Reid Vigil
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1 2 3 4
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(Preview)
The bins are burning!
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ddvmor
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90
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3540
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Automated Telemarketing calls. DIE! DIE! DIE!
(Preview)
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ddvmor
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20
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1061
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no fair
(Preview)
its raining and i wanted to go into the town centre and look at the pretty ladies 
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Joe
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14
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800
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Differences
(Preview)
These are the fundamental differences between men and women & most of them are so true, especially the thought of the day...!!
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Charl...
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VicM
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14
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828
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Sisters of Mercy
(
1 2
)
(Preview)
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES.
He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says:
SISTE...
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ddvmor
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50
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1905
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I'm lonely
(Preview)
D has gone out shopping.
There's no-one here.
I never get visitors unless I invite them and everyone is at work.
My homework is boring (NEVER EVER take any marketing exams - it is THE most boring subject in THE ENTIRE WORLD).
It's cold indoors but looks sunny outside.
Can't go outside - D told...
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VicM
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19
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864
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Cor
(
1 2
)
(Preview)
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ddvmor
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54
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1953
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THE NEW GAME * * * YET ANOTHER LATE ENTRY * * *
(
1 2
)
(Preview)
Ok - here are the questions...
1) Having been elected Prime Minister (or President), what is the first law that you would pass?
2) If you were to be stranded on a desert island, which 3 items would you want to take with you?
3) What is your favourite: a. band/singer (but not one...
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ddvmor
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44
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4131
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Just testing...
(Preview)
I’m just testing something out. Ignore me!
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ddvmor
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8
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738
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Axel & Avril
(Preview)
I was just watching Kerrang and Guns n Roses came on with 'Patience'. It struck me at that point that Axel Rose is the spitting image of Avril Lavigne. Scary or what..?
Sorry - these were the best two pictures I could find. (Well the best two that I could be arsed to find!) :weir...
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ddvmor
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2
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780
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Fosters
(Preview)
An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, a Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other. At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to his plac...
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Joe
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4
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812
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AND THE ANSWERS ARE...
(Preview)
Highlight the area below to reveal the answers (I’m trusting you not to look if you haven’t already entered!)…
#1 - Vic
#2 - Stead
#3 - Susan
#4 - Joe
#5 - Mitch
#6 - Darren
#7 - Sharon
#8 - Nate
#9 - Mr Red Herring
#10 - Katie
Of the entries I’ve had so far:
Vic: 7/10 - 8/10 on her seco...
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ddvmor
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4
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731
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Quote of the day.....
(Preview)
'you have got to sue your customers, to enhance a credit culture'
Liu Mingkang, head of the China Banking Regulatory Commission
its all going well over there then.
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JonnyStead
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6
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812
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VIC
(Preview)
If you're reading this:
GET ON WITH YOUR HOMEWORK!!!!
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ddvmor
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11
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861
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I have found the best...
(Preview)
... game in the world.
I've been playing it for hours!!!
Jurassic combo - Dynomite combo!! He he he.
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VicM
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22
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885
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This one's for everyone
(
1 2
)
(Preview)
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Susan
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33
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1904
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Nearly, oh so nearly
(Preview)
I have waited so long for this momentous occasion, and now it is almost upon me.
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Susan
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10
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753
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