The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yup. I, too have tomorrow off. Similarly, I was hoping to spend the day bumming around in the sunshine (although there are very few pretty girls to look at in Bristol - only Vic and few of her mates hur hur hur! ).
Instead, I shall probably sit indoors and play with myself... er, with the PS2. Ho hum.
And you really think I'm foolish enough to go out in Brezzle in hot, hot weather with not even a hint of a cloud in the sky... without a coat? The weather is so fickle here!
I feel for you. 
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