The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
No. you'rrre finking of Dave, who's someone else entirely. This Dave is Dave from Knowle West. You know, the Dave what went out wiv Dave from Patchway that one time and they ad a baby inna Honda Civic.